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SIXTY NASDAQS AND 0.5% iBANKCOIN’s

Alas, the ancient spirits I called upon struck down those trying to plague me with demons (extra Ed Dowd). Despite underperforming for the day, “The Fly” is aggressively expanding his sphere of influence–fully funded by capital markets.

Nearing +26% for the year, it is safe to say that I am outstripping you again, yes? If you were to lose a home run hitting contest against Babe Ruth or a boxing exhibition against Clubber Lang, you wouldn’t be ashamed, would you? Of course not. You’d chalk it up to the old college try and accept the fact that you lost to the very best in the respective fields. The same rules apply here, mates. Whether it be at a game of capital markets or blog writing contest, Señor Tropicana will always win, in the end.

I like the way this day is shaping up. Bears are getting fucking DEEBO’d and my gains are plastic manning into the final hours of trade.

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20 comments

  1. Marc David

    Glad I joined the PPT (re-joined). Exodus is absolutely amazing. So much work went into this one.

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  2. jonny

    Muscle Mary’s.

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  3. Marc David

    I don’t spend hours at the gym but the fact you think I do… makes me think I should be pimping workout books and bullshit “4 Exercises YOU must do to burn fat” millennial crap I see on YT all day long.

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  4. Marc David

    In order to be success as an online fitness personality you must:

    – Be bald by choice (shave head)
    – Be PImping with all the ladies (treat em with respect but let everybody know you get laid a lot)
    – Have at least 1 arm sleeve tattoo
    – Post 1x a week of a woman’s glutes
    – Pick a body part and constantly harp on it (arm guy, butt guy, chest bro, etc)
    – Absolutely must create your own set of fitness terms like OutofBand-B; Introspective Drop Sets; Meta-Maximizing Andro-Hypertrophy Acceleration Sets.. )

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  5. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    60 nasdaqs and 11 concurrent bubbles

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  6. ho_chi_min

    ur skills in trading may surpass us but your choice in music is starting to become appalling, step ur game up son.

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  7. lplongo

    So the close relative of my ex is the new bond king. Remember going to his mcmansion a few times back in the day when he just started with Vanguard.. Nice guy.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Fuck the new bond King. There is only one true king, by right. Bill “fucking” Gross

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      • lplongo

        Thanks, I was felling a bit down after reading that and didn’t want to piss on his accomplishments myself.

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