FORTY NASDAQS AND ZERO iBANKCOIN’s

As I stare at my pnl, I am up 5k for the day. To you, that’s like a 50% return. For me, that’s a grain of sand in the Sahara desert.

Naturally, I’ve called upon “ancient spirits” to right this wrong. It’s rather ironic, isn’t it? On the grandest of grand days, to have Le Fly sidelined, stuck in the amber of mediocrity, one could consider this to be a criminal event. As I type this, AGIO just jumped and my bounty increased by many thousands.

ADRO is now in the process of eliminating doubt. Once that is gone, you will see this stock go on a banana run towards $50.

Some of you bed-wetters are very perturbed by my short NUGT suggestion. I stand by that call, as if my entire penis depended on it. There isn’t any place for gold bricks in the story of man. Be gone with your backward ways and craven, stark raving mad, catamite tongues. If possible, I’d lash you myself, from crown to foot.

When AGIO turns green for the day, and all that has been denied to me these past 2 hours taken back, I will make up for it by punching off the eyebrows and mustaches of everyone on this site.