While most of you are trying to put Huma in the slammer, I’m just trying to score a date with one of Washington DC’s most eligible bachelorettes.
So when #PodestaEmails28 dropped her digits on the masses (go find them yourselves, I’m not helping you, every man for himself) it was my opportunity to call the godess herself and see if she’d go get some coffee with me or whatever.
No answer and I’m not an idiot so I didn’t leave a voicemail.
I’ll just keep calling and maybe she’ll see my snaps and how handsome I am and come around.
One can hope.
Ever since she left Weiner it has been a life goal to go to a wine and cheese tasting party with this nice lady.
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sloppy 2nds
LMAO Blog of the day. Go Ge her Raul!
+1000
I know Huma’s hotline bling.
Weiner just got caught sexting.
Grab that p*ssy, you can never fail.
Hillary is gonna go to jail.