I NEED MORE MONEYS

h/t @CatsAndMoney for the cover pic

I have this massive wish list of stocks I want to own. My thirst for equities couldn’t be quenched by the falls of Niagara. Tickers, as faaar the eye can see, extend like laser beams from my oculus organs.

Exodus triangulated on XLY over the weekend—in particular a certain set of low-end retailers and, get this, appliances. It used to be a didn’t give a fuck about discretion. Then I built an Exodus basket containing the XLY components and was like, damn, these stocks are the fire.

I still like utilities, transports, and REITs. I like them like an old baseball mitt. The only way I can buy any of these is to make more money and pile it into the stocked market, or trade in some existing exposure.

So it’s that simple. I need to make more money like an enterprising lad and pumpeth it, my liquid worth, into these stocks. You should too.