iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GENTEEL WINS

I etched out a rather mundane and constant win of +77bps today, with very little variance in my win/loss range. I am mostly allocated into gentleman in a pastoral setting type of stocks, men of industry of extreme means and measures.

I must admit to missing out on the $GME run, having sold it this morning due to it being beneath my station. In my chat room, Stocklabs, all of the plebs tripped over themselves to buy it into the afternoon, hoping to spice up their pathetic lives with some verve. I simply looked at these fools without an emotion coursing through my body thinking “what fools they are. They do not know what they do.”

I am certain a GIGANTIC dilutive secondary will fold them all like cheap tents in a wind storm, racking them with losses that will last a generation. Their premise behind the idea was to “buy into the dream”, akin to smoking opium in a Chinese whorehouse thinking about starting a Fortune 500 company.

Some people might feel a sense of FOMO when gazing into a stock soaring higher without you, especially since I was so into it just a short while ago. But you have to understand the level of professionalism that I operate on and could never lower myself to cheaply adorned denizen both gauche and depraved in a room decorated with yellow wood, zebra rugs, and leopard blankets.

At any rate, I sense that I am back and because of this, fuck you.

Good day.

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6 comments

  1. The Other Good Doctor
    The Other Good Doctor

    I might have to come back to the Pelican Room after a hiatus of a year just to enjoy your narcissism, humor and general disdain and harassment of us plebs inside.

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  2. cancel19

    So who the hell decorated the PR with wares bot at $JMIA?

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  3. txchick57

    GME dilution? No, that’s Adam Aron at AMC

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  4. soupbone

    bland tape, bland blog. Trouble lies very near.

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  5. txchick57

    Still glad you diumped the GME

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  6. flea

    “Some people might feel a sense of FOMO … ”

    I bust out when I read that. It’s the timing, coming immediately after the discussion in the previous paragraph. Totally unexpected and yet piercing. I think that is your literary magic. The timing. Have a nice weekend.

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