Prophecies of “The Fly”

In the year of The Ox, The Great Panda shall be laid to famine and fire. Through pestilence and iron, may the necessitous beg for cheese and bread. Through wit and wile, the less fortunate shall be suppressed to conscription.

In the year of The Tiger, The Red Deer shall burn under a cloud of administration. Inasmuch, The Eagle will fall and shall be cast aside under the sharpest blade, delivered by the affluent. Through dirt and rubble, The Great Satin shall rise again, after titanic expense to the hoi polloi.

In the year of The Rabbit, The Barcelos Cock will undergo disease and black smoke, while the rest of Europa shortens by a lifespan of 10.

In the year of the Dragon, The Snow Leopard shall be laid to waste by unseemly powers, using cold steel and machines of destruction and fire. The Bear and The Langur shall starve under assailable defenses, whereby the city walls shall fall and a new evil will emerge.

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UPDATE: Listen to the music below, while reading “The Prophecies of The Fly.”

Praise be to allah.

Rumors of a cranberry revolt are gravely underestimated.

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Forget about what you want to happen; “The Fly” will inform you of how it’s going to be.

See, ever since young, the stock Gods blessed me with large capital gains. My stock career started off with a large boom, turning 6k into 250k.

Many of you little men are unable to fathom such occurrences, since the Gods ignore you and your wretched ways. Your shirts are made from burlap, and your pants from velcro.

My gains in C are approaching reprehensible joy. However, gains in other similar items are not far behind.

See kids, that’s what “The Fly” is all about—finding shit out then banking coin off of it. While some of you keep trying to escape the limitations of your inferior DNA, I must tell you, with great disdain, “The Fly” is better than you.

He is better, not just because his wallet is fatter and his IQ is higher. No.

He is better because he doesn’t fall for infomercial gimmicks, like “The Magic Jack,” or buy stuff from Billy Mays, even his new health insurance gig.

For first time ever, The PPT (my premium analytic engine) is spitting out a buy rating for the entire market. Moreover, it’s worth noting, many names are still trading near net cash, like PCR, KBR, NTGR and even GU, just to name a few.

My guess, we trade lower on Friday, then gap higher on Monday, following less-than apocalyptic retail sales data.

Regardless of your market position, take time out to appreciate the positive aspects of our meager existence and drink it up for the Turkey Gods.

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NOTE: Devildog is in the front, with her fucking leg hanging out.

I sold 100,000 C, in order to lock in quick profits and to free up cash. I will hold the remainder, indefinitely.

I have been peeling off my UYM position and will likely be all out, sometime early next week.

I sold a little GE, since it’s behaving sluggish; but still hold more than 75,000 shares.

I sold out of my entire TNA position, for a 60% one week gain.  That fucker is too crazy.

I bought a little more BAC and M.

I initiated two new positions: both are cash rich and appear to be cheap– GU and KBR.

I have not added to FXP and consider it a fucking writeoff at thise point. However, my sentiments can change, within minutes, as you know.

Oh, I also bought a little TBL (almost forgot!)

My feelings, as always, I will murder them all.

As I sit here, listening to some soothing gangster rap music, I am chuckling, not laughing, at many of you turkey haters. The Gods tell me you thought we’d go lower today. The Gods tell me you do not believe in their gravy filled powers.

Today the market was “gifted” with monstrous economic data. The data was so bad, one could make the argument that it was spawned by the devil himself. Instead, we (market bulls) get turkey legs, mashed potatoes and truckloads of stuffing, filled with capital gains.

Mind you, one might say: “how about FXP, fuck face”?

To those haters, I will see your FXP argument with a healthy serving of C or TNA, lathered with sweet cranberry sauce.

See folks, life is not about working harder than your neighbor. Life is about being smarter than him, then buying his house in foreclosure.

Into this rally, I love my chances, long 250,000 shares of C. And, I want to buy more BAC and GE on dips..

Finally, let’s not forget retail.

I say fuck it, let’s throw turkey party at Macy’s and buy its stock in the process. And, I am buying TBL and GME too.

Gobble, gobble.

NOTE: Stocks trading near net cash are sprinting: PCR, KBR, NTGR etc.

UPDATE: I sold 100,000 C @ $6.75. I sold 20,000 UYM @ $13.35. I sold 10,000 TNA @ $30.95.

UPDATE II: I bought 75,000 KBR @ $13.15. I bought 100,000 GU @ $2.08.

Gobble,

Gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble GOBBLE!

Gobble,

Gobble Gobble.

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UPDATE: Check out Gio’s video, which conveniently touts his Godly call on solars.

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Today was the first 3 day winning streak for the S&P 500 since August. I am telling you now, The Turkey Gods are angered by some of you, not celebrating “The Big Feast.” They will, and I say this in the most insincere way possible, sneak into your house, while you’re asleep, and beat you to death with large turkey legs.

Ignore me at your own peril.

“The Fly” enjoyed one of those “can’t go wrong” type of days, with gains in FXP, UYM, C, BAC, TNA, GME, UNH, just to name a few.

As you know, I bought some M today and intend on selling it at much higher prices.

Look you, the retailers are so cheap, so coiled, with loads of moronic bears embedded in them. Any semblance of life in their Christmas sales, and they will fucking sky rocket to the Sun and back.

Nothing to see here fucker, just trying to stay ahead of the curve.

Sometime soon, it will make sense to hedge up and get all bearish and shit again—-but not yet, BAMBOO loving motherfuckers.