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Death to All Turkey’s

Praise be to allah.

Rumors of a cranberry revolt are gravely underestimated.

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29 comments

  1. Ozark Hillbilly

    Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!

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  2. Mr. Turkey

    Screw all of you.

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  3. Steve The Neighbor
    Steve The Neighbor

    I can smell your turkey over here.
    Can I have some?

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  4. gobble gobble

    Eat me now.

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  5. ZenProfit

    May all of The Fly’s multitude of family be blessed with long life and happiness.

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  6. Woodshedder

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  7. Damon

    AP wire 11/27 “China executes executive for bilking investors out of $416m”

    (Selling Ant Farms?)

    Maybe the Chinese government is on to something good here…

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/27/international/i055346S45.DTL

    If the U.S. did that to just a few of those Wall Street investment banker parasites….maybe we’d see an end to their egregious pay schemes. Not to mention the 2 & 20% fee/commissions for those hedge-fund manager squids.

    Cramer says: SELL SELL SELL!

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  8. Shorty

    Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.

    To those of you that got into FXP after the drubbing on Wednesday, good luck, I can’t imagine it getting much lower… Well maybe I can.

    FXP is the worst inverse ETF on the market.

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  9. Phil_from_Brazil

    You nailed it on Citi. Happy Thanksgiving!

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  10. derrr

    Wow, China kills people for offenses involving large sums of money…
    We better hope that doesn’t apply internationally. Otherwize they’d be sending some bombs our way.
    Killing businessmen, that’s bullish, no?

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  11. Shepard

    I only eat food that has a face.

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  12. omfgitsjd

    My earlier post of this link ended up in the “links that don’t work good” pile. You may have already seen this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1HsWW0nvgg

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  13. scum bucket

    Happy thanksgiving. BTW, Using a lower case A is bad juju.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Happy Thanksgiving to all iBCers and their families.

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  15. The Zombie

    Hope everyone fattened up nicely today and got some quality time in with your fams. Thank you, iBC. Thank you, fellow loyal fucktards (disciples). Thank you, God.

    The Fly is God.

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  16. The Zombie

    Zombie Thanksgiving Prayer:
    Blessed is The Fly, O Lord our God, Eternal King,
    Who feeds the whole world with His goodness,
    With grace, with loving kindness, and with tender mercy.
    You give food and stock picks to all,
    For Your loving kindness endures forever.
    Through Your great goodness, stock picks have never failed us.
    O may they not fail us forever, for Your name’s sake,
    Since You nourish and sustain all living things,
    And do good to all,
    And provide food and stock picks for all Your loyal internet fucktards,
    Whom You have entertained.
    Blessed is The Fly, O Lord, Who gives food and stock picks to all.

    The Fly is God.

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  17. szaman

    Happy Thanksgiving all !

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  18. cheesefries

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  19. omfgitsjd

    Happy Turktards –

    Fannie Mae (FNM) $0.71 Bid 0.76 Ask 0.77 B/A Size 65000×25200

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  20. j

    if the fly is god, then who is the devil?

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  21. de

    I am thankful for this site ; and the color it adds to my pathetic life!

    The Fly has godlike qualities.

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  22. scum bucket

    CHK raising cash. Oops!

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  23. Awake

    http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/081127/chesapeake_energy_capital_raise.html

    ouch, thats gonna hurt tomorrow

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  24. Prospectus

    The Turkey Gods are no match for the Black Friday demons. I predict the crappiest “biggest shopping day of the year”. Still, the market will rally because stocks are for asshats.

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  25. Steph

    I only eat food that has a face.

    http://www.madkingludwig.com/patentes/mashed.JPG

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  26. Karl Marx

    More for you FXP lovers:

    China is fucked part 1 (November has been really bad)

    http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/11/chinas-economic-slowdown-accelerated-in.html

    China is fucked part 2 (the 108 bps interest rate cut might actually make things worse)

    http://mpettis.com/

    “Pandas take longer to die.” – Karl Marx, ch. 37, Das Kapital

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  27. charlie

    Dumbdog I know you’re out there. I just wanted to tell you that I had a great Thanksgiving spending your money, my friend. You simply cannot beat me in this market, because I play both sides. This rare fucktarded market allows egregious, pig-like strategies to bank titanic amounts of cash. Do you understand now? I’m always on the winning side.

    Lastly,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKQ3LXHKB34

    Fly – get back to me on the Ford play when you get a chance please.

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  28. DownTick

    Happy Thanksgiving, fuckers. Sadly the Santa rally is coal powered and has been postponed until Easter. Santa is quoted as saying “This turkey is totally brain-dead! OK, alright, Christmas is over, and business is business. Keep on buying, dilute the son of a bitch! Ollie, I want every orifice in his fucking body flowing red.” Happy Holidays.

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  29. optimatis

    in the year of the spermwhale, ayatollahs with insufficient heart implants will jump out of moonrockets bringing frozen petro-dollar-bills to fuel the fire melting down fort-knox…

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