Shares of Energy Transfer Partners are coming under pressure Friday after reports protesters have halted the pipeline company’s bastard excavation machinery.

On Wednesday ETP surged higher on renewed conviction the soulless executives would succeed in their campaign to cut gas pipes into the Missouri river with Trump set to take the Presidential helm.

While it’s unlikely anyone will succeed in ultimately thwarting Evil Corp’s campaign to pipe gas down to southern Illinois, the worst state in the republic, investors may see today’s halting of excavation equipment as a sign of things to come.

Perhaps all the machinery will be rendered useless with the help of Mark Ruffalo (good actor) and his fellow Avenger buddies.

With any luck, the spirit of our country’s natives will continue to stifle the oppressive scoops and shovels of Energy Transfer Partners, forcing them to abandon their risky project.

When the next company swoops in like a vulture to pick up where ETP left off, will also need to be eliminated, corrected by native Americans who are fighting to preserve the postage stamp of land they’ve been corralled onto.

Bearish.

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Our Premier President-elect is establishing healthy communication channels with our comrades in Russia, it seems.

The bedraggled team at Reuters is reporting that Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov and other Russian officials were in communication with Trump’s people:

There were contacts,” Interfax cited Ryabkov as saying. “We are doing this and have been doing this during the election campaign.”

Such contacts would continue, he added, saying the Russian government knew and had been in touch with many of Trump’s closest allies. He did not name names.

“Obviously, we know most of the people from his (Trump’s)entourage. Those people have always been in the limelight in the United States and have occupied high-ranking positions,” he said.

“I cannot say that all of them, but quite a few have been staying in touch with Russian representatives.”

Moscow was just beginning to consider how to go about setting up more formal channels to communicate with the future Trump administration, said Ryabkov.

This is a most pleasant development, to see our country extending an olive branch to Moscow and easing global concerns over a second cold war.

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Gold spiking hard.  FX markets are on the move, including a historic move in the Mexican peso.

Gold futures are up over 2.5% as the Presidential race tightens.

Investors have suddenly and rapidly begun pricing in the risk of a Trump presidency, effectively proving politically analysts were grotesquely wrong in their forecasts.

Election results are still too early to call, and the markets are likely to continue being volatile as the results flow in.

$$

 

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Thumbing through Facebook today was especially bleak given the overwhelming supply of selfies being uploaded to the platform from users over the age of 30.  Normally a big no-no, they have been emboldened by the wretched “I voted” sticker.

Moving on to Instagram the pictures are more scenic, but every Instagram model is “with her” FML.

Therefore, and as a continued beacon of hope and diplomacy for the United Steaks of America, and without further adieu, I present Trump hotties.

#1. I may have covered my c-section scar with a butterfly tattoo, but I’m patriotic as shit and own a pug:

#2. Fuck you, we’re building a wall and looking good while doing it:

#3. Blonde with the power eyebrows, a top look these days:

#4. Second amendment hourglass:

#5. Hipster hottie, a rare Trump anomaly:

#6. I cut my leg shaving and don’t want people quite knowing I support Trump so I have a big sign, hat, and shades:

There are women for Trump.  They are probably down to make babies as long as you don’t move on them like a bitch.

Also, the stunning Ivanka, a rare breed of excellence:

Have an honorable mention?  Drop it in the comments below…

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Video of Bill Clinton and 6 other Government officials taking part in sexual acts with minors, and a comprehensive set of documents, “that would be responsible for the incarceration of Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and 21 other individuals from the DNC, FBI, CIA, and Clinton Foundation.”

Big, big, creepy, eerie claims.

They will also release the identity of the person who provided this intelligence to honor him (he was killed).

Could this revelation be why US markets went on sale this afternoon?

Remember remember the 5th of November.

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Surprise surprise, unbeknownst to every libtard out there, the source of all these bastard emails from Jonathan Podesta is not Russian.

“Whoa, I though it was Russia all along,” said the imbecile.

WikiLeaks guards their sources, but Julian Assange is forced to help democratic neocons hone into the source because for fucked sake, everyone, including the rigged media, is claiming RUSSIA is behind it.

Zero Hedge, a finance site forced into the political ring, with the details:

Assange categorically denied that the troves of US Democratic Party and Clinton work and staff emails released this year have come from the Russian government.

“The Clinton camp has been able to project a neo-McCarthyist hysteria that Russia is responsible for everything. Hillary Clinton has stated multiple times, falsely, that 17 US intelligence agencies had assessed that Russia was the source of our publications. That’s false – we can say that the Russian government is not the source,”

Who is being naive to this bullshit, that the Russians are behind the #PodestaLeaks?  Identify yourselves so I can never trust you again.

Use your fucking brain.

The sources are likely US intelligence agencies who studied the greats, like Cato the Younger, and realize the risk a rotting republic faces from corruption.

Pay to play.

 

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While most of you are trying to put Huma in the slammer, I’m just trying to score a date with one of Washington DC’s most eligible bachelorettes.

So when #PodestaEmails28 dropped her digits on the masses (go find them yourselves, I’m not helping you, every man for himself) it was my opportunity to call the godess herself and see if she’d go get some coffee with me or whatever.

No answer and I’m not an idiot so I didn’t leave a voicemail.

I’ll just keep calling and maybe she’ll see my snaps and how handsome I am and come around.

One can hope.

Ever since she left Weiner it has been a life goal to go to a wine and cheese tasting party with this nice lady.

Updates will be made as they become available.

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In the non-important matter of people gathering around to play with a ball, the team from Chicago won.  They have a bear for their logo (I think?).

Therefore their victory is inherently bearish for the stocked market.

Apparently the last time they won was in like 1908 or something (don’t quote me on that).

Listen sports aren’t my thing, but I know that a bear cub takes about 3.5 years to grow.  Therefore, it may be about 3.5 years before this bearish omen shows its claws.

Nonetheless, and make no mistake, the Chiraqi cubs winning the world series of baseball is indeed bearish.

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UPDATE: the child rape accuser at The Bloom Firm canceled their press conference.

Nobody wants to be associated with Jeffrey Epstein.  He is a convicted pedophile who spent decades sourcing children whom he passed around as sex slaves.

With a week left before the election, both parties are trying to show their opponent’s intimate relationship with pervert Epstein.

On the Republican front, they hope leaked emails will show Hillary was into diddling kids with her husband and Epstein.  As of now, their only concrete evidence comes from flight logs from Epstein’s private plane, the “Lolita Express” which Slick Willy officially rode multiple times.  FoxNews with the details.

The Democrats are taking a more direct approach.  They sourced a ‘Jane Doe’ and paraded her out at the law offices of The Bloom Firm, with her attorney Lisa Bloom, daughter of Gloria Allred, to claim rape.  Not much has been reported since the scheduled 3pm PST meeting.

Overall it seems neither candidate wanted to play the Epstein card on each other.  In an election marked with muckraking, RUSSIAN INFLUENCE, and piles of smoking guns, the creepy billionaire pedophile allegations could actually change the hardened voter’s mind.

Locker room talk has been dismissed, gratuitous gifts from socially intolerant nations have been yawned at, but child predator–nobody with a conscious can ignore it.

It has come to this, this bastard of an election has come to who was a closer friend to this disgusting pervert?

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Update: Screen capture from January show the account has been inactive at least since then.

Our FLOTUS went out and deleted a huge volume of tweets Tuesday, taking her timeline back to March 2013:

Mass deletion is a popular pastime for politicians.  We are witnessing a coming of age moment in American politics where people who may not fully understand the permanent nature are being subjected to citizen investigators who live on /pol/.

The reasoning behind acid washing Michelle Obama’s twitter stream is unclear. However, one would presume it was to mitigate the risk of being tied into any of the wrongdoings of the Clintons.

 

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