Energy Transfer Partners Heading Lower After Protestors Reportedly Halt Dakota Access Pipeline Machinery

Shares of Energy Transfer Partners are coming under pressure Friday after reports protesters have halted the pipeline company’s bastard excavation machinery.

On Wednesday ETP surged higher on renewed conviction the soulless executives would succeed in their campaign to cut gas pipes into the Missouri river with Trump set to take the Presidential helm.

While it’s unlikely anyone will succeed in ultimately thwarting Evil Corp’s campaign to pipe gas down to southern Illinois, the worst state in the republic, investors may see today’s halting of excavation equipment as a sign of things to come.

Perhaps all the machinery will be rendered useless with the help of Mark Ruffalo (good actor) and his fellow Avenger buddies.

With any luck, the spirit of our country’s natives will continue to stifle the oppressive scoops and shovels of Energy Transfer Partners, forcing them to abandon their risky project.

When the next company swoops in like a vulture to pick up where ETP left off, will also need to be eliminated, corrected by native Americans who are fighting to preserve the postage stamp of land they’ve been corralled onto.

Bearish.