Always One Step Behind

Funny now everyone wants to buy the semiconductors and sell the transportation stocks. Clown babies, held in the highest editorial regard, parading around twitter and the teevee. It’s dumb satire at best, damaging at worst.

I’ve had enough of it. My purpose is clear now. I must aggressively convert you CNBC watching, WSJ reading citizens into Exodus users. That way, you can buy semiconductors before the go bonanza.

Sure, yes, indeed, they can still run. But has a little bit of timing ever hurt anyone? And don’t give that nonsense about market timing being impossible like your community college finance teacher taught you. Fuck him and his textbook.

First we use the book to light the fireplace. Then we go inside Exodus and use supercomputers to hone into rotations. Listen to what the man says, GET IN!

I’ve done nothing today except buy some July DDD calls and ping pong the Nasdaqarie.