Look at this shit. I knew yesterday’s rally was 100% horseshit. It was your typical end of quarter mark up by nefarious gentlemen in darkened, smoke filled, wood rooms–who spend their spare time trying to thrust America into another warzone filled with head chopping maniacs.
We bolted out of the gates yesterday and climbed nearly 300 fucking points, with just 72% breadth. Scores of momo stocks were lagging behind, impotent, flaccid, and completely without erection.
Enter sell off.
Tribal units, clad in tin foil skirts and meat helmets, living near active volcanos, will now spring into action– plowing their net worths into FAZ and TAZ mobiles, fully convinced that the market has topped out, yet again. These people are bedraggled microbes, mentally disabled from assimilating with a modern society.
If I knew what was good for me, I’d go to sleep right now and wake up in a few hours, after the early morning shit-show. My tolerance for this shit is at a new all-time low. I am liable to snap off and punch holes in the wall, toss mugs filled with hot, hot coffee through a window, or two. Or, I might even go old school and slap someone in the face with a scalding slice of pizza.
I want my stock market gains, and I want them now. Being up 16% isn’t enough. I want to be up 16,000% and any set back is merely a waste of my time. I don’t have time to waste and would prefer if we could skip all of this unpleasantness and simply punch–the fuck– higher.
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