Look at this shit. I knew yesterday’s rally was 100% horseshit. It was your typical end of quarter mark up by nefarious gentlemen in darkened, smoke filled, wood rooms–who spend their spare time trying to thrust America into another warzone filled with head chopping maniacs.
We bolted out of the gates yesterday and climbed nearly 300 fucking points, with just 72% breadth. Scores of momo stocks were lagging behind, impotent, flaccid, and completely without erection.
Enter sell off.
Tribal units, clad in tin foil skirts and meat helmets, living near active volcanos, will now spring into action– plowing their net worths into FAZ and TAZ mobiles, fully convinced that the market has topped out, yet again. These people are bedraggled microbes, mentally disabled from assimilating with a modern society.
If I knew what was good for me, I’d go to sleep right now and wake up in a few hours, after the early morning shit-show. My tolerance for this shit is at a new all-time low. I am liable to snap off and punch holes in the wall, toss mugs filled with hot, hot coffee through a window, or two. Or, I might even go old school and slap someone in the face with a scalding slice of pizza.
I want my stock market gains, and I want them now. Being up 16% isn’t enough. I want to be up 16,000% and any set back is merely a waste of my time. I don’t have time to waste and would prefer if we could skip all of this unpleasantness and simply punch–the fuck– higher.
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Same here Veruka.
I hear you. I am waiting for lunch so I can hit the lunchroom and slap someone with a slice of hot pizza.
Reward someone today.
Diva
Surprise sex ….
A good day to hang out and eat apples.
we should get an economic boost tomorrow….WIC checks mailed out.
Is something wrong with my allocation if I was down yesterday, and up today?
Well, I was up yesterday and as of now, up today. I’m sure I’m doing something wrong.
Mike Pence: Repeat 100 times:
“This law does not give businesses the right to deny services to anyone”.
Mike: ” I just DID all that!!
Just want to note how glad I am to see cursing and fouled language back in this blog. Seriously, that shit fills a hole that had been developing in my heart.
To the extent appropriate, I’d also like to see more of the following:
– Misogyny (not really, of course — just satirical commentary and jabs at the $ANGIs of the world)
– Geocentrism and ultranationalism (in the financial sense and with regard to making war, especially on uncouth peoples)
– Cultural superiority
– Class warfare
I am preparing large amounts of popped corn (with olive oil, of course) and eagerly anticipate your treatment of these matters as opportunity allows.
Yesterday a markup? Na it was clearly meaningless gap open from Europe plateau for 90% of session. Today would have been the markup day off of that IMO
Fuck this. Ring the mother-fucken bell already….
This way a really ugly day. Technically disturbing. Fear we may just grind down from here until mid-April. Uhhhh.
Give it all back to mama. You called it.