BALLS

It took balls to look fear in its face and urinate on it. While everyone was stricken with panic, you, the internet pleb, held firm and told your robo-advisors to get long.

Since my last post, the market has firmed up and entered into “the euphoric zone of no return.” This means, in layman’s terms, that if you are short stock, you are completely fucked.

There is nothing that you can do now. You’re frozen from acting in a reasonable way. So, the only thing left for you to do is simply sit there and lose enormous sums of money.

YOU WERE WARNED, all of you were fucking warned. I have no sympathy for you.

I’m now up 1.2% for the day, slightly below the SPY–due to some of my stocks underperforming. Nevertheless, small boy on the other end of the computer screen, Le Fly is now up 16 fucking percent for the year.