Historically, April is the best month of the year. Have a look at the data, courtesy of Exodus.
Let’s not mince words. Life is too short to be coy and pretend that we mean one thing, when in fact we mean another. I want the market to go up by 5% in April. Anything less than a 5% ramp will disappoint me. I intend to lighten up my exposure heading into May, since markets tend to get graped during the warmer climes of the year.
In the interim, “The Fly” will plot and scheme to catch his enemies in one giant snare and then execute them, in a favorable fashion according to medieval law.
I’ll do a seasonality post inside The PPT this week to highlight which stocks typically outperform in April. You will be surprised by some of the choices.
Gentlemen, we are going to make an extreme amount of money this April, a perversion of normalcy if I might be so bold. The volume of business we transact will surpass all previous highs, setting the stage for a most hedonistic summer.
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and so it shall come to pass …
Lol, “get graped.” Totally forgot about The Grapist.
It’s so refreshing to work with someone who’ll throw a saddle on a gift horse rather than look it in the mouth.
You’re enthusiasm is inspiring!
Shoot your enemies up like the first 10 mins of transformers movie. Ironhide went down like a bitch.
Bumble bee
Good to know April is the fast track to cash month. Tired of the lack of momentum; I’ll give it one more month and then scale back for the summer
GPRO is going to have a live stream in Periscope and both GPRO and TWTR will get to three digits!
And then the owners will sell more stock…
And you’ll have made zilch…
Extreme gentlemen is a lost art. Take the vampire kiss for example. 91 years young.
Fly can you please break down the %time April is up vs. Ave% gain for April? Thx
72%, avg return 2%. Look at the graphic
Sell in may is coming early this year.