Ladies and gentlemen,
This isn’t supposed to make sense. The market was down 120 before the Fed meeting and stocks were sucking dick. Then, the statement came out, which removed the word patient, and for reasons unbeknownst to anyone, the market took off like a fucking raging bull out from hell.
We can hem and haw all day, thinking of reasons for this glorious occurrence. But anything that we say will get condensed to one simple, unalienable fact: there’s a conspiracy to induce malcontents of our society to sell short stocks. Once those malcontents are firmly embedded in their shorts, government goons arrest them and usher them into the city square, for immediate and irreversible penis decapitation.
The city square is bustling with dismembered lads, running about the boulevard with Rickard Santelli autographed head-shots, tucked neatly inside of today’s issue of The Zerohedge.
As fate would have it, oil and gold are leading the way higher. Resist the temptation of buying those sectors. Stick to what’s working.
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