I have a million things whirling throughout my frontal lobe this morning. I was going to attack the reader class for having a ‘fundamental ignorance of comfort’ this morning. However, I felt it might be a bit harsh for 9 o’clock. The market isn’t doing much, so I can’t boast or panic. This is the sort of tape that upbraids the bedlamites and sends them into the streets with ski-masks, throwing old ladies down sewer pipes, kicking wheeled chairs into oncoming traffic.
I could easily accuse you, the reader, of being of ribald demeanor, lowly, third estate, chicken wing eating parvenu. But I will not. Instead, I will invite you to walk around these halls, this museum of indelible meridian; cast stones at my competitors and report all of the illegal mexicans in your neighborhood to your local magistrate for expeditious transport back to their plague stricken cities.
Be a good man, a pillar of your communities. The drifters and the wastrels will always attempt to drag you down into their parasitic dens of moronic design. This is your life. Do as you like, when you like, however you prefer–all within the strictest guidelines of taste and of course civilized comportment.
Here is how I look at every single trading day:
I intend to make money. However, in the event today’s hand is a loser, I will try to position myself for winship the next day. It sounds simple, almost retarded in nature. Nonetheless, too many of you are servile to the tape, obsequious to the pangs of misery.
Snap out of it son. You’re in a raging bull market.
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