iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WHO MADE A TON OF MONEY TODAY?

Your arch degeneracy will come to an end this holiday season. I see you selling short my GPRO, foaming about the mouth, clamoring for my demise. It’s been said for over 10,000 years that spoils will go to the victor. Let it be known, as well as evident, that I intend to claim my prize, in the form of your livers, before the year is out.

I made just 0.26% for the day, a weak day in a stupid tape. Make up your minds already. Do you like oil and gold or do you hate it?

Just 49% of stocks were higher today, spearheaded by silver. If you made a ton of money today, you are a complete jackass.

 

 

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18 comments

  1. zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. zombie

    Confirmed on November 8.

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  3. the shiek

    Up, 0.10% for today with my old tech Unisys putting in another solid day,but that profit sucking vacuum cleaner Key Energy down 6%…Energy stocks need to be comitted

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  4. sia

    I made $550 today. Is that any good?

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  5. traderconfessions

    I made $862 today. But I lost $761 too.

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  6. chedda

    I bot PCLN yesterday at 1110 and sold at 1154 today. Im not a jackass. I thought you learned your lesson with SPLK and FEYE at obnoxious prices. GPRO here????

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  7. soupbone

    Love oil, how else will the multitudes of cars run? Cities and supply infrastructure have been built assuming the car is forever. Even bike heaven, Amsterdam, would see its citizens perish without oil.

    The draw down on USA tight light oil is occurring now.

    Don’t you dare come near my liver, it is perfectly balanced between black coffee and beer. Hasn’t seen much else in a couple decades now…

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  8. ironbird

    Senor Fly. What did you make of the “no need of hospitals in the future” comment by Mr Ma today? Apparently the internets will cure all in the future. Just have to keep the shipping costs of all the medical products sold on BABA nice and low.

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  9. budh

    your medical records, x-rays, etc. are often reviewed by a Doc in some other part of the world.

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  10. ironbird

    Was being sarcastic. Dude was claiming information will save humanity from the need of medical care. WTF?. The hubris of nerds is immeasurable.

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  11. alf44

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    … what is UP with Jack Ma’s head ???

    The dude looks like a “space alien” !!!

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    Freakish !!!

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  12. pyromonoxide

    down 3.8%, looks balanced and ready, famous last words….

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