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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Real Money is Being Made Here (No Fakes)

I don’t like to sit on the sidelines because I am programmed to perform in the market. I do this professionally and have done so successfully since the late 90’s. At times, being exposed to the market can be unnerving. It’s always easier to sit out the hard tapes and wait for easier days. But that’s how you miss the big moves.

A great man once said “no balls, no babies.” I’ve always taken my career very seriously. But that doesn’t mean that I should practice risk aversion, regularly. Look, the lot of you are a bunch of Saul Rosenberg’s, scared from your own shadows. I am in GPRO, ANET and TRN, not because they are easy, but because they are hard (extra Kennedy). I do these things, all the while juggling the great many responsibilities of the site, in order to display my grandeur and to remind you to shut up when confronted with superior beings.

I will toss the savage swine into my coal holes and compress their heads under my elevator cars.

The shares of BALT, BTU, GPRO, TRN, LITB and ANET are all going to trade higher, god damn it, and you will be better for it.

Heading into Thanksgiving, look for the Turkey Gods to lather us with the gravy of champions (no homo). Rejoice as the sellers execute themselves amidst the confusion of how to operate the guillotines. Pagan X-mas is going to be extra special this year.

Stay tuned.

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6 comments

  1. pirate

    Aye, tell em of the ‘coal holes’ Cap’n. Anuuther masterful piece o’ penmanship. Beware the ‘gravy of champeens’ me laddies. Arrrrr….

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  2. Trent J

    The Fly is on fire here today, and I’m loving it.

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  3. mackypinky

    The Fly is on fire. I hope he doesn’t come through my screen to kill me.

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  4. prometheus

    Fly, no disrespect to the other bloggers, but you are by far the only reason I visit these halls.

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  5. the shiek

    Fly, Can Russia/Ukraine military escalation take this market down?

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