Yesterday, the good man from the television, Dennis Gartman, informed our good persons that Fusion energy is here and that “the oil (barrel) would go the way of the whale oil, completely extinct” from the public landscape. He furthered “oil should trade down DEMONSTRABLY over the course of the next few years,” meandering about the cemetery of antiquity at around $10 or much, much less.
All of your cars, homes, and airplanes will be powered by Fusion technology. I am sure some of you outlier types were unaware of this circumstance. You should thank Mr. Gartman for informing you of suchness and offer him to eat at your summer cottage, for what will surely be wild eyed entertainment–emanating from this flair for the obscene.
With oil already whistling past the graveyard, one must contemplate how this fusion technology can be used by persons, such as ourselves. I imagine the Dominos Pizza Organization will be delivering their tomato pies via space aged vehicles. And, moreover, GM and F, as well as all of the traditional auto makers, will need to take wrecking balls to their factories, in order to retool for this new technology and engines that run on it.
Kiss your local Wawa goodbye. Gas stations are no longer required.
And, the next time the fuel truck stops by the house to provide you with oil for the winter, tell him to “fuck off, I have fusion technology.”
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