I have a million things whirling throughout my frontal lobe this morning. I was going to attack the reader class for having a ‘fundamental ignorance of comfort’ this morning. However, I felt it might be a bit harsh for 9 o’clock. The market isn’t doing much, so I can’t boast or panic. This is the sort of tape that upbraids the bedlamites and sends them into the streets with ski-masks, throwing old ladies down sewer pipes, kicking wheeled chairs into oncoming traffic.
I could easily accuse you, the reader, of being of ribald demeanor, lowly, third estate, chicken wing eating parvenu. But I will not. Instead, I will invite you to walk around these halls, this museum of indelible meridian; cast stones at my competitors and report all of the illegal mexicans in your neighborhood to your local magistrate for expeditious transport back to their plague stricken cities.
Be a good man, a pillar of your communities. The drifters and the wastrels will always attempt to drag you down into their parasitic dens of moronic design. This is your life. Do as you like, when you like, however you prefer–all within the strictest guidelines of taste and of course civilized comportment.
Here is how I look at every single trading day:
I intend to make money. However, in the event today’s hand is a loser, I will try to position myself for winship the next day. It sounds simple, almost retarded in nature. Nonetheless, too many of you are servile to the tape, obsequious to the pangs of misery.
Snap out of it son. You’re in a raging bull market.
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did you grab 3 new words out of the dictionary this morning with the goal of making a new blog post to show them off?
I have a vocabulary that makes you feel illiterate. See to your own shortfalls and go read a book.
You are on that next level word game.
Matt “Bear” reads on a 4th grade level.
Does fly have any reccomendations? -books that is
My favorite book of all time is Count of Monte Cristo.
There are a few in there that I would’ve challenged in a Scrabble game before today but I think your true skill lies in making the definitions of such words available in the context of the post.
“at” a 4th grade level.
perhaps a challenge in ‘words with friends’ is in order for matt_bear vs. the fly…I hear ZNGA is doing well with that one 🙂
+1
The Fly could write reading passages for the LSAT in his spare time.
Santa, turkeys, Yellen, and the pull towards 2,100 are propping the markets up.
Realistically, though, things are NOT healthy. China is blowing up… and it’s probably worse that we think. Russia’s already blown up, but no one cares because they’re about the size of Italy.
The day-to-day volatility might be low, though, until people realize that the *largest* economy in the world is free-falling. I just hope I’m out before people start to care (commodities are certainly caring).
Don’t let Xi Jin Ping’s startrek costume fool you. The guy is shitting bricks.
Nothing more pathetic than illiterate sycophants.
Is that the fake Rick Ross ? The real Rick Ross was hanging out with Alex Jones yesterday.
@FLY just sent a screenshot of this post to my daughter who lives in spain. she knows nothing of markets but loves to read and has a mid 140’s IQ. bravo sir.