This Morning’s Movers and Shakers

**NASDAQ FUTS UP 35**

Higher

Beer stocks are burping higher, after Imbev’s alcoholic induced decision to bid $104 billion for SAB Miller. Naturally, SAB rejected the offer, likely due to not fully understanding what was going on–thanks to alcohol intoxication.
STZ +1% Gold stocks the fuck higher, as well as oil, off weaker dollars and higher commodities.  MS +1% on an upgrade, JNPR up on takeover rumors

Chinese related names are higher, including WYNN–because Steve Wynn, for all intents and purposes, is as Chinese as they come.

Here are those metals popping higher again: MT +8.6%, HMY +5.4%, BBL +4.2%, BHP +3.8%, FCX +3.3%, AU +3.1%, VALE +3.1%, GOLD +2.9%, X +2.8%, AKS +2.5%, AA +1.9%, RIO higher by 9.5% on supreme shit talking by an analyst.

And here are them black gold stocks: Select oil/gas related names showing strength: SDRL +5.9%, SD +4.8%, SSL +4.3%, BP +4.1%, DNR +3.9%, PBR +3.7%, TOT +3.5%, RIG +2.8%, RDS.A +2.7%, NE +2.5%, CHK +1.9%, COP +1.5%

TWTR the fuck higher by 1.5% on Prince Alwaleed stake claim.

Lower

YUM -15% because their food is 100% shit and China is keen to them, NUS -15% continuing a rich history of sucking and destroying shareholders in their ponzi, MON -4% after embarassing themselves with the biggest earnings miss since reinsurance company Pompeii Limited went bankrupt following the city getting swallowed whole by a fucking volcano,

TSLA -2% on another analyst downgrade. They do this every day, as a routine. Wake up, drink coffee, downgrade TSLA.

NEON -16% because God hates them, RPM, PAH and ADBE all lower; fucked.

Pharma weak again because it’s not about them anymore: AZN, TEVA, SNY, SHPG all lower.

AXPW -55% in clowns coming out from small car, laugh out loud, fashion. They played themselves. ADXS -20%: fucked, CTRV -14%; bad offering, fucked, SUNE -3%; out to kill Einhorn, MCD -1.4%; yuck, GPRO -2.3% on a timely Morgan Stanley downgrade, JCP -2% on a Citi initiation of “holy shit how is this still around Sell.” Talk about if you don’t have anything good to say…

The once famed and legendary investor, the one who bought Citi when no one else wanted it and who is known to get into heated debates with the Fortune 400 analyzers about the value of his fortune has done it again. He’s taken a stake in TWTR!

No word as to whether this position will be used to influence the social media giant into sparing Saudi Arabia from a repeat of the “Arab Spring” that was so widely shared on the network.

06:16 | TWTR | (27.62)
Twitter: Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal discloses 5.17% passive stake in 13G filing

This is an amazing stat, especially considering the fact that the broader indices held up well.

The sector as a whole lost $78bn due to its performance in August, the worst monthly absolute fall in assets since October 2008 — the month following the collapse of Lehman Brothers — according to research by Citi.

There’s a twist to that stat, however. Assets uder management have trebled since 2008 to over $3t. Nevertheless, firms like Greenlight (-17%) and Pershing Square (-12%) got absolutelty poleaxed in the month of September. It was as if all of the hedge fund hotels were detonated all at once.

It should make for a most interesting October.

U.S. futures reversed an early deficit and are now higher, as Asian markets battle ax the heads of haters and oil catches a bid, up 1.7%.

The dollar is marginally weaker and all hope appears to be waning from the disheveled and unkempt camps of the bears.

DEVELOPING…

YUM Brands is meeting its maker in after hours trade this evening, down 15 points or 18%. I don’t know the history of YUM’s share price volatility, but this has to be one of the largest single day drops in the companies inglorious history.

When I was growing up in the 80’s a visit to KFC, Burger King or McDonald’s was a treat. It didn’t carry the negative connotation that so many people harbor today, when considering these brands. Back then, fast food was fun, tasty, and a break from Mom’s meatloaf. As these corporations grew in size, their methods changed and their quality control suffered. All of the legacy brands, including Dunkin’ Donuts, Wendy’s, McDonald’s and Burger King, are shit. Their food is sugar and salt laden death traps.

I fully admit being a customer of all three of these brands up until about a decade ago. Around that time I started to become aware of the things I put into my body and was horrified to learn about how unhealthy MCD’s super-duper BIG GULP soda bombs were. I cast them all away and started to frequent PNRA, CMG and WFM instead.

Today, even the organic market has changed. WFM has become the monstrous, oppressive organization that was once their polar opposite. I speak to all of the employees at the Princeton location and they all complain about how corporate management is, “filled with dicks.” The hipster employees are leaving their ranks in exchange for former Keyfood employees who work angrily.

A few years ago I had an insightful conversation with a big shot hedge fund manager, regarding his CMG short. He cited YUM’s “Cantina” line of tacos and how they’d eat into CMG margins. WRONG. I laughed at this assertion and quizzed him if he’s ever even eaten the shit that YUM shovels onto their plastic trays. He hadn’t.

Jim Chano’s can short China without ever visiting it. Numbers don’t lie.

But if you’re gonna sell short a food chain, I think you should see what you’re betting against–first hand.

Having said that, when it comes to the legacy brands, MCD is the biggest mark. Companies like SHAK will wear them down and annihilate them, in time. A new era of fast food is here and it’s gonna last for at least 20 years. SBUX has done a great job at adjusting to the environment, unlike DNKN.

My #1 takeaway from YUM’s numbers is even the Chinese are smarting up to the poison they sell. This has nothing to do with Chinese deceleration. YUM Brands just sucks.

We are actually in October of 2011. Anything said to the contrary is complicit with the great lie being thrusted upon us.

Trade Accordingly.

Enter Decadence
Thu Oct 6, 2011 3:48pm 78 2,859 views

Fuck it. I am riding into tomorrow with all of my positions intact, with exception to TNA. I sold that shit because I have a brain in my skull.

Barring some Twilight Zone type of late day trading action, I will make about 4.5% on my money today, pushing YTD gains north of 11%. I sit here, like a greedy little boy with chocolate all over my face, wanting more chocolate. I want more chocolate and I want it now!

This is where I make my year or squander it. When I say “squander,” I do not mean disastrous lightening bolts will strike my face tomorrow. But if we get a down 300 open tomorrow, my gains will be muted and my momentum staggered. But if I am right. Oh, if I am right, it’s champagne and beluga, Bordeaux and howitzer exhibitions, totally demolishing my neighbors’ homes. Fucking cannon balls on fire, piercing their fucking lawn furniture.

I should be selling today; but I want more. No one gives a fuck about your opinions, son. Take notes and get out of my way.

“The Fly” wins all the time, even when it appears he is being obliterated. Never forget those words. Ever.

I’ve always said this market is like playing a giant game of real life whack-a-mole. How else to explain the ferocity of sector takedowns? Last year it was tech. Earlier this year it was oil and commodities. Now it is biotech, the crowned albatross hanging low around everyone’s neck.

You must understand that biotech is nothing more than a dream mixed in with liquidity. Since liquidity is now gone, so is the dream. It’s hard to catch falling knives in sectors that do not have fundamental underpinnings.

On the other hand, we might be setting up for a real turn in commodity related stocks now, if the dollar continues to weaken.

I like FCX, SLCA, and any oil with debt/eq less than 3.

Get your heads out from your assholes. This move is so much more important to the global economy than some two-bit scam with 10 phase 1 drugs in the pipe.

I offer you grandiose gains in commodities and you tell me $IBB is down? Tisk, tisk.

The market didn’t drop from the highs because CELG was expensive. It fell because of China and oil, and copper, and the dollar.

Gold and oil are gapping higher today. These are healthy developments for my GG and SLCA positions. It lends to the idea of an easy Fed, one not hell bent on thrusting us into the pits of hell.

The U.S. dollar is up 16% over the past two years. This is like a giant short sale gone wrong and people got fucked on it hard. They borrowed in dollars to buy commodities and were raped for it.

But recent developments at the Fed, thanks to a weak jobs number, might alleviate this pressure, paving the way for weaker dollars, stronger commodities, and stronger equity prices.

Where do you think this chart breaks?

Not really. Actually, that title is a wanton lie. Nevertheless, I am afforded with the time to now inform you that I added to my BIDU and SHAK positions. It’s worth noting that SHAK has nothing to do with China, whatsoever.

Also, I started a small position in FCX here. I did so, not because I enjoy to chase dogshit stocks higher, but because I adhere to strictest laws of Chinese parlour games of shadows.