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To Hell With The “I Voted” Selfie; Here Are Some Trump Hotties

Thumbing through Facebook today was especially bleak given the overwhelming supply of selfies being uploaded to the platform from users over the age of 30.  Normally a big no-no, they have been emboldened by the wretched “I voted” sticker.

Moving on to Instagram the pictures are more scenic, but every Instagram model is “with her” FML.

Therefore, and as a continued beacon of hope and diplomacy for the United Steaks of America, and without further adieu, I present Trump hotties.

#1. I may have covered my c-section scar with a butterfly tattoo, but I’m patriotic as shit and own a pug:

heels-and-pug

#2. Fuck you, we’re building a wall and looking good while doing it:

painting-hot

#3. Blonde with the power eyebrows, a top look these days:

eyebrows-hotie

#4. Second amendment hourglass:

shooting-babe

#5. Hipster hottie, a rare Trump anomaly:
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#6. I cut my leg shaving and don’t want people quite knowing I support Trump so I have a big sign, hat, and shades:

sign-hottie

There are women for Trump.  They are probably down to make babies as long as you don’t move on them like a bitch.

Also, the stunning Ivanka, a rare breed of excellence:

ivanka

Have an honorable mention?  Drop it in the comments below…

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5 comments

  1. unclebuccs

    Raul – I’ll play: https://www.instagram.com/p/BMkFkdMDaHV/

    I’m guessing from Alabama… 😉

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  2. en1gma

    Would.

    All of them.

    Especially Ivanka.

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  3. matt_bear

    to quote daniel tosh “it’s not art…it’s a butterfly tattoo above your cooter.”

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