Happy Chinese New Year ladies and gents, it has been a lovely weekend in Pure Michigan. I’m certain Tim Allen would approve. I hope you’re receiving me well in the Northeast, under thick blankets of snow. That first day of sunshine after getting pummeled with snow, beautiful! If you’re without energy, huddled over a barrel of burning trash, perhaps eating beans, and still receiving this message I’m impressed. May I suggest procuring a generator from GNRC with your modest corporate bonus?
I don’t care to dig too far, but I’m fairly certain people from the Northeast hype up snow storms more than anyone in the world. A news flash hit me Saturday while I passed a hotel television. Apparently they’re naming winter storms now. I haven’t watched a full news show in several years, and certainly don’t tune in to the weather channel. I’m impressed many find the time to observe such television for hours, my how I’ve digressed.
It may be with good reason Nor’easters and Alberta Clippers strike terror into the hearts of these northern folk. Your energy infrastructure is always getting beat to rags, likely because God hates your Facebook lifestyle. If you intend to continue your immoral internet existance, you better take proactive and preventative measures to ensure your robot overlords remain powered up.
Obviously we need to benefit via stock market picks when people and governments step up their game to deal with the new era of volatile weather. We discuss this play often, and I’m going to go back through the archives and find ways others have played or intend to play this weather phenomenon.
Note: The crazy weather is really rather normal. But we don’t care about that. We want everyone to think it’s crazy and with the help of their administration find ways to overreact and buy stuff. That way we can make money buying companies who stand to benefit the most.
Before I dig my way through the dim lit archives of iBC, let me toss my top two names in the hat:
CREE and GNCR
Anyone else who has a favorite play please chime in below. Adieu
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