I must admit, being a Met fan, I enjoy seeing them lose. Those fuckers collapsed last year, stabbing me in the heart, as if I was a fucking vampire. So, this year, I pretty much root for any team that plays against them. On a really big loss, I then tune into 660am and listen to all the frantic fans calling for Willie Randolph’s head on a pike.
I must admit, yet again, Willie is the worst manager in the history of professional sports. He’d be better off managing Wamu’s mortgage pool, than the Mets.
Speaking of [[WM]]
Today, Goldman took down their numbers and recommended to sell it short. On that news, the stock is up.
So what do banks do these days?
They take my deposits and just buy a bunch of stuff that go to zero? What the fuck?
Now, very quietly, they are starting to bitch about marking to market. They want to commit fraud, via zero disclosure and just hide shit on their balance sheets forever.
Hey, I’ve got an idea.
Why don’t we just give the banks a printing press, so that they can just make new money—after they lose the cash they have now. This way, we can ride on the “Merry go round of Bliss” forever, uninterrupted.
By the way, has anyone taken a look at the yuan (Chinese currency) lately?
Here, take a peek:
Does this “MNCS” type trend alarm anyone? It appears the Chinese are no longer pegging to the dollar. Now, I’m not an economist, but it was my major in college.
I have a breaking news flash for you:
CHINA IS NOW EXPORTING INFLATION.
How’s that? Not only do we get their lead tainted toys. Now, partly thanks to our fucktarded politicians, we get to pay up for it.
Hence the term: “be careful for what you ask for.”
Sure, exports are good. But, what does that really mean? Foreign nations are dumping dollars on our shores, via buying our products?
Will Americans have to pay up for their own goods, thanks to the spike in exports?
In short, it’s great to be an American, living outside of America.