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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SHHHHHHHHHH!

Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] up more than 6% in early trading, while your rookie short positions get blown the fuck out.

Some say the market is going up, only due to the dollar’s decline. I disagree. The market is going up because there is nowhere else to place money. The continuous decline in the dollar is a contributing factor, but not the big dick in the closet—if you know what I mean (actually, I have no idea what that means).

You fuckers need to understand something, “The Fly” is in a constant state of “winship.” He is the hydrogen bomb of destructive ordnance, while you’re just some sort of smoke bomb. You’re a child, easy to trick, easy to irritate.

What you see today, demonstrated by another triple digit move in the Dow, is WINSHIP. Pure, unadulterated WINSHIP, only understood by Super Bowl champions or Mike Tyson in his prime.

Into this melt up, I will be monitoring The PPT Overall score carefully, for it may be time to take a few pesos off the table.

In short, don’t say anything. If you followed me, may the Gods bless your X-mas tree with lavish presents. If not, may the Pumpkin Man bite your face off this Halloween.

Top Pick: Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] (wait for it)

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41 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    King Cock Is God

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  2. Yogi and Boo Boo

    The X-mas tree is sparkling and overflowing with good cheer. Thank you good sir!

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  3. Jworthy

    The PPT keeps paying for itself. Unbelievable. Haters are clowns.

    In other news: Looks like your boy Meth could use the # of a first class tax attorney.
    http://bit.ly/ElanT

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  4. alwaysloosing

    waiting for FTK is like waiting for that gorgeous amazing Free HOOKER.

    they never show up….

    but I’m waiting….. …….. waiting…… for that hooker.

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  5. TX Slave Trader

    Wow shocking, AVCT is getting bought out at a 20+% premium. I only wish someone had given me a heads up about consolidation in the communications equipment sector.

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  6. ChnDragun

    Where’s timmy today? hope he shorted some more yesterday like he said.

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    • j

      Timmy is having a quiet day and checking out his er charts to tell him when it’s time to short and when they do, he’ll pounce like a leopard from a tree capturing his prey.

      He’s gone all “fundamentalist” on us today discussing economics like he’s a visiting fellow at the CATO institute.

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      • Sam

        “like he’s a visiting fellow at the CATO institute”

        I’m not an avowed hater but that was hilarious!

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  7. Tim Knight

    Im so underwater with my shorts. I am going to join the Plunge Protection Team. Fly please help.

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    • The Fly

      go buy some FTK and call me in the morning.

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    • j

      No gay shtick allowed here Tim. If you wanna pick up a man go back to your site and choose from all the nice fellas wearing sexing female avatars trying to get your attention.

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    • ChnDragun

      i think he’s being sarcastic. I bet you he didn’t put a dime down but told everyone to short.
      And he calls it hedging.

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  8. Richy

    Goddam, Margaret Brennan looks lovely in that red outfit on Bloomberg now.

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  9. Fly Leech

    I miss the PPT. Howz about bringin’ it back fo us po folk?

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    • Yogi and Boo Boo

      Go ahead and join, while skipping one cup of coffee per day. It will be good for your health and your trading account.

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  10. Yogi and Boo Boo

    I think someone stepped on Art Cashin’s “volume control”. Odd no? (and I like Art’s Krusty Kommentary)

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  11. TheDictionarySays
    TheDictionarySays

    Ordnance, not ordinance.

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    • The Fly

      LIAR

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    • Milktrader

      No, ordnance is correct. As it munitions, etc. You’re confusing that big word with ordinance as in a local law. I believe in the context of the post, the word associated with blowing things up is more appropriate. Not to get too technical, but I’ve got nothing else to say about this market, so there you have it.

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      • Milktrader

        Okay, Dictionary is correcting Fly who is correctly using ordnance, but then I notice that Dictionary is agreeing with the word ordnance. hmmmm…. okay, I guess we all agree about the correct word.

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      • TheDictionarySays
        TheDictionarySays

        Milkman

        The Fly being the alert person that he is corrected the word in his post.

        Now get back to your milk truck and stop playing with fireworks.

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    • MX2101

      Quite amusing that finely calibrated grammer concerns are noted and corrected if necessary, but the King Cocks, Fuck this and Homo Hammer that remain in all their glory. I love it!

      But after all, a place has got to have standards, right?

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  12. mcgrady

    while FLYS uncircumcised cock is earning gains in GLW, master clean, smegma free cock is enjoying large dickhead gains in DRYS, GLW, LVS, AONE

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  13. sholmes

    The market is going up because there is nowhere else to place money. The continuous decline in the dollar is a contributing factor, but not the big dick in the closet—

    Will it/Does it really matter where you put your $$$ when Z Treasury Defaults on Z Paper and Z dollar is Worthless a la Weimer rendering ALL stocks (Paper) worthless as well?

    Z Dow may reach 500,000 but,,,,,,does it matter when ALL Z paper is worthless?

    Physical Bullion is Z way to go.

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    • Yogi and Boo Boo

      When that time comes I’ll convert my “worthless paper” PLUS my accumulated gains into whatever I choose, gold, cheese, vino fino. You sir will still have the same cold pile of gold. I own portions of economic production. I produce. You own metal that produces nothing. Who wins then?

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      • JakeGint

        Well, all my gold and silver picks are outpacing shitty devaluing dollar stocks, so…

        I guess I win both ways.

        _________

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        • Yogi and Boo Boo

          Yeah, I’m winning that way also. I didn’t mean to knock the Jackson’s by association. Even if we get to $1,500 or $3,000 I’m won’t be hiding under a gold brick. (I would probably take some profits though :-))

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          • sholmes

            We ‘own’ Z real ‘wealth’ (bullion Gold/Silver) while Z Goldmans & Morgans enzlave Z rest of you and Z spread dizeaze (592 trillion derivatives) around Z globe.

            Jake iz Z wise one.

            U$$$$= Monoploly Money-Zimbabawei

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  14. j

    Well yea it does matter. assuming the government can’t/won’t confiscate assets good stocks will hold up the inflation that could be coming better than a bond.

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  15. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Thanks for the sandwich Fly; just checked my mailbox for the first time in a week or so.

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  16. arch

    outta FAS @ 83.03 AND back to work i go

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  17. ChnDragun

    Gosh, I’m starting to see what Fly is doing.

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  18. zerobeta

    What is the Fly’s official position on the arrest of Method Man?

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