iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Real Coach Coffee, live and in color.

He will teach you how to play basketball, trade stocks, blog and how to pick up chicks, all the while yelling at his dog for pissing on the refrigerator door.

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42 comments

  1. Pete

    First!

    FIG

    I could always use a little tutoring on how to pick up some girls. As for the teaching of stocks sir….I require only your love in the form of verbal abuse and mockery to teach me how to trade.

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  2. Mr. President

    I got a honeybun
    no
    not a chick
    I got a honeybun
    millions man
    I got
    coupla hundred them

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    • Generational BOTTOM Picker
      Generational BOTTOM Picker

      If that is supposed to be a song, please tell the songwriter HE AIN’T MAKIN’ IT.

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  3. MOOBER

    I am honored that my story has found its way into iBC like this. Really.

    Whomever this fellow is, he must wear very brightly colored striped or plaid pants.

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  4. gratefuljed

    developing…

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  5. ChnDragun

    looking forward to learning how to trade stocks. pick up chicks? why would you want to?

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    • masterpain

      Because the Fly aint no fag…dipshit

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    • ChnDragun

      waste of time. I rather make money. dipshit

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      • Indie

        dragun,

        i like your style. you’re the first man i read here willing to go one step further toward money making than anybody else i have ever read. most people make money for different reasons. all kind of pursuits. you my friend (if you allow me) want the money for the sake of it.

        I wouldn’t let my daughter or my sisters within 500 metre of you but i would hire you in a heartbeat.

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  6. Juiceyfruit

    The Fly be channelling Chuck-iee. 😮

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  7. Robb

    Large Gap DOWN monday morning coming.

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  8. The Fly

    Thank you nostradamus

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  9. fool

    Fly, are you better than Pellegrini? He’s up 80%. I think you are only up 75% and falling.

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  10. charlie

    Didn’t we already have a ‘lifestyles’ blogger on iBC talking about how to dress like a peter-puffer to pickup women? I was on vacation for a few weeks after seeing the first lifestyle post, and I’ve never heard about it since.

    Was it a joke, or just heavily rejected by the community and the blogger was subsequently dismissed/murked with a drop-forged steel mallet?

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  11. Richy

    I live in Thailand, there’s more smoking hot wimmen here than you can shake a stick at, and they luuurrrrve that English accent of mine, so I’m ok for chicks.

    I’m rubbish at trading stocks, so I’m all ears 🙂

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Then shake your ears from the grip of that guy, get your head out of his crotch and start shakin’ that stick of yours in front of those wimmen ….

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    • ChnDragun

      question is, in thailand,… how do you know they’re wimmen

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    • Generational BOTTOM Picker
      Generational BOTTOM Picker

      And they all got fuckin’ VD.

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  12. 308

    some interesting Citigroup upgrades tonight so far…

    Convergys Corp (CVG)
    Opportunistic Upgrade of CVG to Buy
    — Recently, CVG stock is down ~16% due to technical factors, i.e., the issuance of convertible debt (prices on Oct.6th). The resulting stock price has limited downside, in our view, and we are opportunistically upgrading CVG to Buy from Hold. In the near-term, investors should benefit from a rebound in the stock to the prior ~$11 level that already seemed to reflect CVG’s risks. These risks should abate over 12-18 months and enable a “normalized” view of the company’s profitability /valuation to emerge.

    PNW:
    Upgrading Pinnacle West to a Buy: We are upgrading Pinnacle West to a Buy with a new target price of $35/share, and an expected total return of ~17%. We expect better Arizona regulatory relations will be recognized in PNW shares upon resolution of the settlement and subsequent infrastructure investment.
    We are adding PNW to Top Picks Live.

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  13. j

    Gold Sack report next week. I says they made another bundle of cash and sets the tone for the entire market like last quarter. However this time, it could be different as people (except TIMM) may begin to realize that the crisis is really over.

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  14. smart fellers them
    smart fellers them

    Goldman Sachs(GS) stands to receive a payment of $1bn – while US taxpayers would lose $2.3bn – if embattled commercial lender CIT files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, people familiar with the matter said. The payment stems from the structure of a $3bn rescue finance package that Goldman extended to CIT on June 6 2008, about five months before the Treasury bought $2.3bn in CIT preferred shares to prop it up at the height of the crisis. The potential loss for taxpayers would be the biggest to crystalize so far from the government’s capital injection plan for banks. The agreement with Goldman states that if CIT defaults or goes bankrupt, it “would be required to pay a make-whole amount” that totals $1bn, the people familiar with the matter said. In the event of bankruptcy, Goldman would reap more than $1bn because it also holds credit insurance that would be paid off.
    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/9170b5f2-b10f-11de-b06b-00144feabdc0.html

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  15. The_Real_Hmmmm

    Does anybody else see the strong correlation between stocktwits, fantasy football, and astronauts?

    All are activities/professions in which people think they are a special shining superstar. Seriously, go fuck a sea urchin, or boot spur if you live in bumblefuck.

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  16. j

    Knight watchman:

    “Perspective”, the only decent original thinker on the idiot’s site was banned.

    That now leaves the site entirely clear of any original thought. Good for Timmy.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      It’s a really interesting dynamic of loooosers [sic] (or is that [sic] losers) over there. I had seen the comment about the serial killer, but didn’t realize it was posted about someone who was calling for 1,100 and was mildly boasting about picking pockets in the markets for the last six months.

      I wonder what lemonjello would have to say about the market wizard who claims to have increased his market knowledge ten-fold after reading one book recommended by someone in the comments.

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  17. j

    Yea Yogi.

    Perspectives gets accused of resembling a serial killer because he stands up for his views there and then gets banned. It’s a fucking frightful site and no amount of scorn is enough to level against that loser twerp who’s basically a bullshit artist.

    I hope Perspective joins us here.

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    • JakeGint

      Perspective has been here before, as I recall.

      ________

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      • mrkcbill

        Jake, great pic…made cover of Sports section up here
        http://www.kansascity.com/934/gallery/1489377-a1489340-t3.html

        Steve Smith a star is born……even though he had his liver rearranged on a couple of hits.
        #88 how come we never get these guys?

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        • JakeGint

          Not so much the WR as it is the QB finally maturing somewhat. Smith was a secondary receiver (to the Dallas superstar Williams) even while at USC.

          He’s a possession guy, basically, with an ability to get himself open.

          Hakeem Nicks is the guy who’s going to be the “William/Owens/Burress”-type receiver, I think. He got his first TD late yesterday, too.

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  18. Jed

    mrkcbill has changed his mind about the colon cleansers and now embraces intestine-hydro therapy.

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  19. TraderCaddy

    Setting up for a possible SMH daytrade short.
    Watching and waiting.

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  20. j

    Gold Sack now has an out perform on the large cap banks.

    If you were conspiracy minded you’d have to think this was a huge ram as all the bank analysts have buy ratings on the large cap banks.

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