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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Claim Victory

My time frame is longer than yours, mainly because I am not addled with severe dementia and ADD. With the 20% cash in my coffers, I have begun acquiring foreign stocks, by way of magical internet transmission.

Be that as it may, you should know, I don’t care about tomorrow’s stock prices. All I know, and this is a certainty (in my head), the Dow is going to 10,500, taking your bearish ass along for the DEATH RIDE.

A great man once said, “fuck all of those other beers; I’m drinking St. Ides.” Similarly, I don’t care about your moving averages, since I, KING COCK, dance to my own calypso music box.

In an effort to not get totally offtrack and incoherent, I insist that you listen to me now and watch me later.

Take profits. I don’t feel like selling; but my situation is different.

Over here, I have lots of money, just sort of sprawled out on my desk, underneath new diamonds and shit. Over there, you are poor, eating hotdogs and fries for dinner, while washing your socks in the bathroom sink.

Look, don’t be afraid to NOT be like “The Fly.” It’s okay—promise.

At the end of the day, I will not be here forever, teaching your retarded ass how to make a living in this God forsaken market. As sure as I’m sitting here, one day, I will vanish into the summer winds, with only remnants of “The Fly” left as a reminder, in the form of a giant “FUCK YOU SHORTS, YOU’RE DEAD” sign on the front page of iBankCoin.

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38 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. Homo Bob

    Sick call on GLW, well done Fly.

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  3. JakeGint

    LOL … this one resonated w. me and for a minute, I couldn’t think why…

    Then I googled some terms and sure enough….

    John 12:8

    “The poor will always be with you. But you will not always have me.”

    __________

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  4. StockPickingChicken

    You can do whatever you want.. just don’t take away the PPT.

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  5. Septic Tanker

    St. Ides. One fine extremely classy beverage if I must say so myself…hahahahha. I remember occasionally treating myself and drinkin that shit back in college, like 9.2% alcohol per 40, hahaha, ridiculous! Ever try playin the edward 40’s hands(duct tape) game with those? Those were our pre-bar beverages…80 oz.’s of the finest malt liquor around

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  6. sub-piker

    Where’s Jeremy? I emailed him about a PPT registration problem and never got a response.

    (Seems my email addr is in use since I used the 2 day trial subscription back in April(?))

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  7. masterpain

    “Washing socks in the sink” funny shit Fly…

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  8. Aris

    indeud!

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  9. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Well done good sir.

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  10. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Loaded up on the GLW when you ranted the other day as you reminded me of my lack of faith in all things LCD. Much thanks to the Fly for the wisdom of the space alien time machine.

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  11. The_Real_Hmmmm

    On that final day you should give out 24-slot hamburger shaped cd wallets filled with bear poaching videos and Pamplona tramplings.

    CAD almost at parity with the USD again. Debt to GDP is around 65% if I recall. Better than most other countries.

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  12. He Says She

    Your trades and writing are truly top notch Fly, well done.

    But the whole “King Cock” thing is kinda gay,

    really.

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  13. Zeus's Dong

    Why is it gay?

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  14. TheArtist

    Lord Fly,
    just sent you 2 emails, scratch the first one.
    photoshops attached,
    coffee overload on the first one, circular file it.

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  15. Made Man

    Was the fly this bearish on the way down? Did he once say “FUCK ALL LONGS” DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS”?
    Just wondering.

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  16. dubz

    “Over there, you are poor, eating hotdogs and fries for dinner, while washing your socks in the bathroom sink.”

    hahahaha, if you’re going to ditch us, the uninitiated, the stroke of midnight when you turn 47 1/2 is as good as any.

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  17. ChnDragun

    Senior fly said to take profits. I’m closing out.

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  18. TraderCaddy

    Nothing wrong with a Chicago Style Dog (Vienna Beef on a steamed poppy seed bun only) for dinner.

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    • dmoney

      Mustard and relish is allowed as well. Anything more is a sin.

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      • TraderCaddy

        Plus onion,a slice of tomato,a kosher dill pickle slice , sport peppers and some celery salt on top.

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  19. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    Sold 4k shares DRYS @ 6.45, clipped .35 cents. this could trend lower in the short term to which I will buy in again.
    Thanks FLY

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  20. jhroac02

    has anyone traded this before, cmin
    looks ok, but really thin

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  21. nncoco

    My “the dollar is fucked” positions are making me happy/sad today. Any creative ideas going forward besides commodities?

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    • The Fly

      thnx

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      • JakeGint

        Police spokesman John Roach says it appears the wheelchair had been moving erratically and bumping into the elevator door on the eighth floor of the residential building Monday afternoon.

        Roach says witness statements are conflicting, but at some point the door opened. The wheelchair then lurched forward or backward into the shaft.

        Police are investigating the incident as an apparent accident.

        __________

        ROFLMAO.

        ____

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  22. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    My video-game-addled-ADD fingers made me sell all commodities longs and get rid of my Qs.

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  23. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    FLY I have a Q,

    Todays price action in DRYS, pops at the open drifts lower during the day and after lunch. drifts higher and pops an hour prior to the close. Some one is hitting this. Any ideas.

    It could be anyone for any reason, true. Im wondering if its a fund or an entity that does most of its buying in this manor.

    i.e index fund managers buy at the close a stock who will be newly placed in a particular index, S&P 500 NASDAQ 100 etc

    Thanks Chuck

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  24. leo

    lol, A class shit post.

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