iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,354 Blog Posts

WELCOME TO THE 1940’s

Reports of a successful nuclear detonation inside N. Korea aka the “FAZ of nations.” Now we can all shit our pants and teach our kids to protect themselves from random “atom bomb” attacks, by way of hiding under their school desks.

Developing…

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Enjoy Your iBC-Vision

Classic iBC vids for your lazy ass amusement.

Danny starring in “Search for Java”

The Band Plays on (Remix), starring Fake Fly

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFHR4qbaa0&feature=channel_page 550 400]

Asshat of the Month Award, January 2009

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDzvduOheTs&feature=channel_page 550 400]

Shameless PPT plug

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnquDkDcmKo&feature=channel_page 550 400]

Original PPT commercial

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zBggu174SA&feature=channel_page 550 400]

The Final Woodshedder Top, starring Woodshedder and BEAS

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2xQaiaKKiY&feature=channel_page 550 400]

The locals, created by Danny

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUy6DhNlW6E&feature=channel_page 550 400]

CDO’s Anybody, created by Danny

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVTNB-pxIOg&feature=channel_page 550 400]

Don’t Be An Asshat

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSzFIGZLNuo&feature=channel_page 550 400]

Vote for a Pro

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEWnthbLmBY&feature=channel_page 550 400]
He’s a Drunk

Double Platinum Party

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v60RopwK3c&feature=channel_page 550 400]

Finally, Vote for BEAS

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBq_dKLemwE&feature=channel_page 550 400]

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BBQ and Beer

Fuck the market. It’s time to unwind and welcome the summer weather this weekend, by way of big cookout and large supplies of beer. Live like a hedonist, especially because the apocalypse is coming.

It was a rather textbook late day sell off, ahead of the extended weekend. However, I am still surprised, nonetheless.

Going into the weekend, I am long a variety of names, which will be discussed in detail on The PPT by Sunday.

Enjoy the holiday and don’t forget to kick a few old men into rocky, deep ravines, when given the chance.

I’m out.

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ATTENTION BEARS

A special message for my bear friends: “you better hold your breath.”

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0qIqrJ4xxA&feature=related 550 400]

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Everyone is Short

No one believes the rally can continue, which, incidentally, is exactly why it will. Traders are in a perpetual state of wrongness, betting against this rally, with misguided reasoning.

The banks have been cordoned off. If you haven’t figured that out by now, then you are a first rate idiot. Now, in an unbelievable twist of fuckery, those same people are selling short due to dollar weakness.

Asshole, stocks go up when the dollar dives. It is our first class weapon against foreign exporters. By way of fucking the little guy, via currency devaluation, U.S. corporations are enjoying large overseas profits. This is exactly what the Fed and Treasury have been trying to do: create a sense of inflation.

Believe me, inflation is a much better evil than deflation.

In short, with [[UUP]] (Dollar) knifing lower, it is your duty, as a tax cheating American, to get long in a very egregious way.

By the way, ARUN blew the doors off of quarterly numbers, which is one more piece of evidence that my theme is a correct one.

Bottom line: you hunched backed bear fuckers are about to be taught an unflagging lesson in stock market trickery 101.

Stay tuned.

UPDATE: I bought 10,000 SIFY @ $1.79

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Fly Buys: TWi, CUZ, ENTR, FSYS, CROX

I bought 5,000 ENTR @ $2.25, 2,000 FSYS @ $19.54, 10,000 CROX @ $2.50 and 2,000 CUZ @ $8.68.

Disclaimer:
If you buy the above stocks because of this post, you will become a fucktard within seconds of purchase. And, you may lose money.

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You’re All Cowards

Leave my blog and go slap yourself around with a powdered donut—that’s all. I’m sick of dragging you around, by the hair, helping you feed yourself. If it wasn’t for me, along with the other bloggers on iBC, you’d be eating dinner out of your car. Where’s the gratitude?

Answer: there is none, since most of you are internet leeches.

To be honest, I don’t feel like talking. My allergies are acting up and I am very busy.

People call me up, write me emails the length of love letters, saying “do you think it’s too late, should I, would I, oh could I get in the market?” Fuck off and cop a walk off your local pier. What the hell do I know? I’m just some space alien machine, who drives in a diamond encrusted time machine at night.

Go ahead say it, “oohh, oh, what about FTK?”

Early this morning, I bought a basket of biotech stocks and I added to my TWI position. Going into the long weekend, I want to press my hot blade against the butter necks of certain short sellers.

With that in mind, I will be placing a few new buy orders shortly.

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Looking For Cancer

UPDATE: The Official iBC Standard ^^

With regards to equity investments, mind you. If you recall, one week ago, I asked to “borrow your cancer,” research.

Well, much to my chagrin, CGRB got bought out, without my gentleman-like investment. So, in haste, I shall buy a basket of “cancer-lotto” stocks, first thing tomorrow morning.

I know what you are thinking: “how fucking insensitive this Fly guy is, with his joke-like references to cancer.” Hey bucko, we are made from stupid and water. I do not not make believe to be immortal. However, mind you, my words shall last forever, while your comments get deleted by my spam bots.

Here is my buy list:

MEDX, OXGN, EXEL, GHDX, PARD, ALTH, IMGN, CGRB, MDVN, ARIA and CYTK

For PPT subscribers, this screen is especially useful.

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