I just got back from the worst haircut experience of my life, where this stupid bitch cut into my head as if I was a block of ham. I refrained, exhibiting great discipline, from making a scene, due to the presence of my children. Plus anyway, gentlemen do not bring negative attention to themselves, especially amongst the working class. She dug here comb into my scalp with great force and then cut my hair in such a way, one would surmise she was an escaped lunatic from my local asylum. Tonight I will pray for her quick extinction from this planet, vis a vis car bomb or some other form of egregious and untimely death. Trust me when I tell you, she is well deserving of execution.
As you could imagine, my mood has soured a great deal since my last post, so I will keep this simple and to the point.
AAPL and IBM beat numbers. The locomotive of “better than expected” is rolling downhill now, cutting off the arms and legs of those who get in its way. Dare I say, and I mean this with all of my black heart, this is the easiest tape to trade I have ever seen. Skip over the hard earnings plays, like CREE, and you have a printing press at your disposal.
I just framed my year end statement, highlighting my 875% (I started off the year with a little more than I originally thought. Hence, no 1,000%) return for last year. So you know, that was accomplished using only the algorithms and tools inside of The PPT, for personal use only. My clients endured the horrors of 60% gains, much to their delight. Thus far in 2011, my personal account is up just 2%, while managed accounts are up north of 3%. I am going with a blend of large cap industrials, tech and commodities. However, truth be told, my ideas change on a daily basis.
As time goes on, I realize I am wasting my talents by managing less than others, and jerking around on the internet, like a clown, for the amusement of others. I will never sell iBankCoin, mainly because it is mine and I do not need the money. So, essentially, I am imprisoned here, for an undetermined amount of time. Truth be told, all kidding aside, it is my passion to help others invest their money wisely. Within the next 6-9 month, we will be releasing PPT 2.0 (finally) with numerous additions that should bring it to the next level, in so many ways. And, if motivated, I would love to add another blogger to the mix, one who isn’t looking for handouts or get rich quick schemes. Remember, unlike other degenerate/disgusting blogs out there, authored by hucksters, we are gentlemen of the 3rd degree here at iBC. Never forget that.
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