Fly Buy: MOTR

I bought more MOTR.

As I deal with general contractors and Italian tile guys, the market is resting after a big move up. Today’s downside action is minimal and should be bought. Amongst my holdings, I am most pleased with MWW, VCLK, X and SHLD today. As the move in oil matures, I will be allocating new money into tech/retail: hence, I have been buying CY and SHLD. I believe the move in silver is woefully idiotic. However, I was never a fan.

Ahead of VLO earnings tomorrow, I like my chances long ALJ, CVI and WNR. However, if VLO doesn’t blow out the quarter, do not couple VLO with WNR, as their businesses are entirely different. VLO focuses more on sour/heavy crude, while WNR is plain jacking suckers in Texas for “cheap as fuck” crude.

Listen to me as if your entire torso was one giant eardrum, hear me with your entire life force: we are not done going higher. Fuck Syria and everyone in the middle east. We will tomahawk them all and strip them from their natural resources.

The United Steaks of America is an empire in decline, buoyed by a space aged military, which makes us quite dangerous. Before we give up the mantle of world dominance, we shall endeavor to burn your cities to the ground, then salt your lands. This is not a joke, but an assured outcome. Our tanks will shoot holes into your factories, sending your unemployment rate to triple digits.

Nevertheless, before our machine of war operates with impunity inside of your finest cities, our stock market will rise, based upon the desperate attempts of our Central Bank to save the financial system from an inevitable and most horrendous collapse.

I added to my CY position based upon the predictions of my Voodoo Doctor.

A few months back, while speaking on the phone with Senator Jakegint, he told me “AGQ is going to $400.” At the time, I was long silver, specifically EXK, AG and even a little AGQ. I thought to myself “that would be ludicrous” if that should occur, not so much different than a truck falling off the Empire State building. To be fair, Jakegint has been saying these crazy things for a long, long time. During that time, I’ve been all over the road, like a drunk driver in a bumper car. I’ve gone through many fashionable phases since then, from HUGH HENDRY deflation to JIM ROGERS “fuck your face with a bow tie” inflation. However, Jakegint has always, and I mean always, said “gold and silver are going substantially higher.”

You should read his blog sometime: he has only turned a massive family fortune into a gargantuan one.

By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare 4/25: JAKEGINT is GOD day (JIG), in order to preserve the memory of such a mammoth win, now that silver has gone unicycle retardo to the upside.

Have the kids and your stupid grandparents acknowledge such an egregious day, forever.

So they broke the bathroom wall open and it appears the contractor who did my bathroom many years ago did not cap one of the fucking pipes. As a result of an egregious clog, the water backed up and started flowing liberally, mind you, throughout the entire first floor of the house. The mystery lies in “where the water went?” as their is no telltale evidence of water damage, aside from a singular loose tile. It’s as if God himself sucked up the water with a giant straw and used it as rain throughout your community. Frankly, I was hoping the water made its way to my neighbors house, as he is well deserving of raw sewage flowing throughout his brand new kitchen. Sadly, as of now, this is simply not the case.

One thing is for certain, upon opening the wall: I have a most horrific case of black mold. I’m not surprised, frankly, I surmised it was all of that “black smoke” emanating from my mug last year that caused this, or the fact that water has been hanging out in my walls for over a month. Nevertheless, Mrs. Fly went into full panic mode and ordered men with HAZMAT suits to literally cordon off the bathroom, sealed and shut, as it should be. There are dehumidifiers running and a hygienist is en route, in order to test the air quality of Casa del Fly. No matter the outcome, I don’t care about this house: it is stupid and I want a new one. I’ve been looking to get rid of it for quite some time and would have no problem razing it, in order to build a small amusement park. I am sure the neighbors would love that. Or, I might turn this shit hole (an accurate description, no less) into a homeless shelter, where crack fiends and car thieves would be accepted with open arms.

Demolition of the bathroom and adjacent wall next to it, which just so happens to encompass my fucking kitchen, begins May 2nd. I’ve taken the liberties to order supplies and I am quite pleased that my personal life is in flux, as that ALWAYS leads to extreme winship in my stock holdings. Should I ever get shot in the face with a howitzer, I am certain several of my holdings would be acquired for monumental premiums.

I will update all as needed. Happy Easter Bunny day.

Year to date, my personal/aggressive account is up 36.4%. Following a staggering 875% return in 2010, “The Fly” is somewhat comfortable with his position. You might ponder, as any normal person would, “how the fuck is that possible?” The answer lies within a superior IQ and much greater set of balls on my person, compared to yours. Last year I made over 250% in FTK alone. This year, my WNR is leveraged to the max, fucking everything in its path. I told you this would happen, as I am performing great feats of magical spectaculars right in front of your very eyes. I have nothing to hide, other than who I am.

Into the bell, I bought some CY and I slapped three homeless men in the face with hot slices of pizza. They thanked me for the donation of warm food.

Enjoy your holiday and be sure to watch for God’s son coming back from the dead. For this time, as I understand it, he is interested in killing off all sinners, before the Romans chase him off with stale Italian bread.
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I bought a little MOTR in my personal.

Disclaimer: MOTR boating

Burger flippers versus Copper miners.

Any questions?

S&P futures are up about 5, off the highs. BIIB, AAPL, FFIV, TZOO and SINA are early movers, with the latter getting ape raped by a silly analyst downgrade. The big story is the dollar, now in range of an all-time low. My advice to you: don’t vacation in Paris this summer, as a bag of pomme frites will likely cost you $100 by then.

It’s funny how the Fed gets away with targeting asset prices, as if that had zero effect on poor fuckers. Coupled with their zero interest rate policy, one might surmise the Fed is intentionally trying to kill senior citizens. Think about it: how is Grandma going to pay for a $100 tomato if she can’t garner interest in her CD’s? Think about it.

I have an interest in tech today and will be placing some buy orders.

On a final note: I’d like to tip my cap to Steve Jobs for making America relevant again in the field of electronics. Before Apple, we had nothing. The Japanese were kicking our asses and we were the laughing stock of the world. If Apple could make automobiles, we’d have a reason to buy American. See you stupid fuckers from Ford and GM, all it takes is a little genius and a lot of work to make a superior product. Apple’s success is a beacon of light in the middle of a very dark place for American industry and innovation.

Even though I am holding onto my positions, that shouldn’t stop you from booking profits. This is a war and I do not care if my arms are blown off of my torso. However, I bet you like your arms and would prefer to use them for the rest of your lives. Leave me here in the bunker, where I will continue to press my luck with oversized, balls on the counter while speed chopping carrots, investments.I intend to juggle pinless hand grenades until my bones are used for fertilizer. The rest of you should celebrate today’s gains over a fine Malbec.

On a personal level, I am rampantly overzealous with my expectations of great success. In my head, there is nothing in the world that can stop me, not even plumbing disasters of biblical proportions. German markets were up nearly 3% today, From my vantage point, we have another 1.5% to go, before we rest.

Top picks: SHLD, WNR, OXY