iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GRANDIOSE CATASTROPHE LOOMS

I’d invite you to join Stocklabs, but then I’d be doing injury to you, trading with the worst people on the planet. Fuckers watching every move you make, pointing out all of the losses and inadequacies. And on good days, they’re all up 10%, perfect traders. On bad days, they’re flat, leaving them with enough comfort and time to make a spectacle of your losses, especially when they occur in the after hour’s session.

I entered the close long $SBUX and $AMD and doubled sized $SOXL all because I enjoy holding onto stocks before they miss earnings and see their fucking shares COLLAPSE onto my head, cracking it open and letting my brains leak out onto the garage floor.

My losses were already horrendous for the day and really for the past 2 weeks, going from +6% in April to DOWN 2.5%. My YTD returns are now under 10% and I am all but buried in a grave that I dug for myself. I am paired nicely with some $TZA and $UVIX tonight, but not enough to stem the tide and withdraw from the horrors I am about to face. All of my bad deeds throughout life are coming into the fray now and I will soon pay for my transgressions, in front of an audience of bastards who enjoy to see me suffer.

What have I done in my life of 47 years to deserve such treatment?

Like I said earlier, I just wanted everything to work out in my favor, come to work, make a few trades, add zeroes to my net worth. But now my net worth is heading in reverse and at this rate, I’ll never make money again, perhaps en route to zero. Who knows when or how the losses will stop? I might need to sacrifice something or someone. All I know is, these sort of catastrophes afflict me from time to time and I really wasn’t taking my bad trading serious until now. I just figured it’d sort out somehow and I’d magically reappear online again at RECOURD highs, talk a bunch of shit, and then do whatever the fuck I do every night.

But instead of that happening, I am trapped in the after hours session from hell, DOWN ANOTHER 130BPS facing the pangs of error and weak minded allocations. I felt that my luck was due to reverse but apparently I am just getting started.

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2 comments

  1. txchick57

    This shit happens to all of us. You’ll recover – just don’t be so obnoxious when you do.

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  2. txchick57

    This shit happens to all of us. You’ll recover – just don’t be so obnoxious when you do.

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