With the dissolution of the ECB and OPEC, I am expecting a full liquidation to take place inside of the Russian stock market, if that’s what they’re still calling it. The phantom oil sheiks from the middled east prefer lower crude prices because their minds are diseased. They fancy themselves to be William Wallace, with sharpened sticks on the ground, preparing for the right moment to raise them and stop the onslaught of the English Heavy Horses–racing to smash apart their heads with their stupid horse shoes.
But the reality is, in ten centuries no army has won without a heavy calvary.
The rout in oil, although a boon for the lower class welfare guy playing lotto at his corner bodega, is a ruinous cancer for global growth. All of you, each and every one of you, will regret the moment you applauded deflation, sometime in the not-so-distant future.
You know, it’s almost worthwhile to unmask myself, just so that I could throw furniture at the clam-fuckers at CNBC for proposing we raise rates immediately. It’s as if these creatures were sent from the blue lagoon to feed us bad information and horrible advice. Mind you, if the Federal Reserve were to raise rates now, western finance as we know it would cease to exist in 3 months time.
The lot of you would perish at the hands of arsonists and you’d be tossed into shallow graves to become fertilizer, which is rather ironic since you’re all worth shit right now.
As for me, I’ll be hiding out in my lair, whose entry way is none other than a 10,000 year old sarcophagus, eagerly awaiting to buy more hamburger stock (Extra HABT).
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