Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Suspicion

The master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock, was a true psychopath. I’ve recently seen a biopic about the man and there are many, many things disturbing and unsettling about him. Perhaps it was that “uniqueness” that gave Hitch the edge he needed over his competitors? I think so.

Suspicion pairs one of my favorite leading actors (Cary Grant) and director (Hitchcock) to produce a delightful film about a guy who’s really interested in the finer things in life, but doesn’t necessarily want to work for them. Grant, a hugely underrated comedic actor, entertains the audience from the beginning to end.

Oh, and the milk scene: you’ll know it when it happens. Very cool. There was actually controversy about this film when it originally aired and the ending was changed, to better suite the pious America of that era. Google it for further insight, AFTER you’ve seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0zwWzZB94

I’m revenge trading hard on this FEYE, throwing spears into the faces of the clown-rapists who laid into me last year for losing millions in it. Granted, I have a long ways to go; but I’m headed in the right direction–now up 27.5% for the year.

If I could reverse the events of last year, I wouldn’t. I realize all of you morons want to borrow my time machine in order to “buy MSFT at $2.” When altering past events, you might, inadvertently, fuck yourself in the future.

For example: let’s say you bought MSFT at $2 and ended up super rich in the future. What if that new fortune afforded you to buy a fucking segway and that shit went sideways and launched you into a field of rocks, knocking your brains about the head–making you look like that Hawkins guy–wheeled chair up?

Or, maybe your new found fortune altered your lifestyle to one of extreme degeneracy, cocaine for breakfast, lunch and dinner–trading your net worth to zero. You travel back to the future, and accidentally break the time machine, and find yourself homeless and shit–tinned cup up.

No. You cannot alter past events. Be happy for your housing tenement and 2 figure Scotted Trade accounts. Life could be worse, I think.

At any rate, “The Fly” is killing shit. Back the fuck up (extra Onyx) and out the way.

Have a great weekend.

Next to the burrito eating sloths in Mexico, America is the fattest nation in the world. We, as a people, are not fat because we are lazy. Instead, we are fat because we are slobs.

Venture off into any eatery and see what the reader class is eating: cheese and grease atop olived oil and deep fried cookies. It’s of no surprise to me, or anyone with half-wits about them, to understand why the cardiology departments, nationwide, are thriving.

Triple bypass surgery is the new atkins diet.

Where am I going with this?

I’m buying ZFGN, small little biotech company focused on obesity drugs. This is pure medicine lotto, so know that before entering the trade.

In addition to that, I added to both HDP and CYBR.

Have a great fucking Friday. Get out there, like the nerds you are, and kill it.

You’ve got the tools you need for success and an outsourced think tank (iBankCoin) to help you navigate these waters. What can go wrong?

If you’re just tuning in to the world, having been under a rock for the past 5 years, just know that you’re alive and well (hopefully) during the most innovative and profitable era…ever. All of the R&D that has gone into biotech, over the past twenty years, is bearing fruits now. Aside from the bedraggled misanthropic hackers, technology innovation has never been more progressive.

You, the lowly reader, creature from the lagoon, monster of all monsters, are in a fantastic position to make a lot of money here. And, on top of all of that, Le Fly, as he is formerly known in France, will see to it that your ugly faces do not get punched in by the markets!

If there is going to be punching done here, I will be the one to do it.

Happy trading.

NOTE: I’m feeling generous, ahead of my birthday. If you want a 3 day trial to Exodus, email me at [email protected]. Truly, my generosity is without boundaries.

You dumb shits. I’m up 27% for the year. I care for your top picks like I care for black death. Actually, I care for black death quite a bit, as long as it’s inflicted upon the cities of others.

I moved higher 0.5% today, bowling hard on Blustar and his ilk.

Separately, I’m finalizing a venue for the 2nd Annual iBC Investors Conference, NYC, next week–hosted by The Option Addict. I’ll have some other people showing up to guest speak too, the closer we get to 10/24/15.

Listen to me, fuck off and quit offering Space Alien Magicians (SAM) financial advice on first rate/class websites, on the internets.

HOWEVER, Note: If you’re interested in a 3 day FREE trial to Exodus, email me [email protected]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3GhDXtyTok

Leave your top pick in the comments section. Should anyone say “SHAK” I will track you down, wait for when you’re fine dining at your local eater drinking a chardonnay, then punch that fucking wine glass through your face. You hear me, you fucking faggots?

Holy shit you cocksuckers won’t stop emailing me. It’s amazing how many of you talking potatoes clamored for a free trial. You’re the same people who shop with coupons. I fucking hate people who shop with coupons and scowl at them, thinking of ways to kill them.

If you want a free trial, why not crush the email box of my minion? That’s always a preferred solution.

[email protected]

I see the market is up, but I’ve barely had time to see how awesome I’ve been doing. I know CYBR and FEYE are ripping tits, while AGIO is off for the day.

Bottom line: these are the days of you investment lives. And, quit fucking emailing me.

I just learned that there are people out there who invest 2 figures into the stocked market. I imagine these people were lured into the market by that fucking Scotted Trade helicopter, or maybe they wanted to be an “OptionMONSTER”? Either way, these people are reprehensible to me. They go out into the market place and buy like 3 shares of GLW or 1 option contract, while wearing their Gordon Gekko costumes.

What the fuck is wrong with you people, spending lunch money in the market and shit?

Listen to me: you motherfuckers are gonna give yourselves heart attacks betting against stocks. Look at BLUE and BBY this morning. There are 7 million ways for you to blow up your accounts. Choose one.

Put your 60 bucks back into your wallet, Frank, and tell the folks at Scotted Trade “The Fly” says “watch out for them RPGs.”

In other news, I am granting 3 day FREE trials to Exodus, starting now. If you’re interested in testing out the product and possibly get a walk through by one of our sales reps (dependent on their schedule), email me now: [email protected].

This is getting boring. It’s like punching the face of an idiot tied to a pole. After the first 20 or so punches, it starts to get tedious and also messy. I desire hardship. I was raised in the sewers of Brooklyn and require adversity in order to fight harder. If I were to simply live out my days in this manner, I’d get soft (extra Stay Puff) and barely kick any old men in wheeled chairs down idle manholes.

I like biotech and tech. I love HDP and cannot wait for Cramer to hop on board the fucking gravy train, as he always does. I prefer biotech with market caps over 1.5 billion, due to liquidity. And, I have a feeling this market might trade down soon.

You’re probably wondering if the market is set to decline, why in the fuck is Fly buying?

Because I give zero fucks and I already told you how my blood flows: very, very hot.

I made 0.55% for the day.

Top picks: AGIO, N, FEYE, HDP, SHORT GOLD via DUST

I added to both HDP and ALKS, because when looking at my portfolios from the corner of my eye, I saw a little cash lying around. I corrected that in short order.