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‘Apple Car’ Will Miss The Opportunity That Tesla Has

His holiness Elon, speaking from the pulpit of Re/code, delivered a sermon to his devoted followers.  His words are being feverishly transcribed by disciples onto internet parchment–places like the iBankCoin and Wired.  The disciple Mikey (no mouse) captured this sacred proverb from Elon, preserving it on the pages of Apple Insider:

“I think it’s great they’re doing this, and I hope it works out,” he said. “It’s just a missed opportunity. It’s a couple years…they’ll make a good car and be successful.”

The entire article can be found by clicking here but I will sum it up for you non-believers: Elon Musk is the living, breathing, walking son of God and he has come to deliver us from the evil that resoundingly originates from oil.

Fuck oil and anyone who sells it. Amen.

 

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5 comments

  1. dschnei6

    Meanwhile GM is launching the 200+ mile range Chevy Bolt and no one cares because it doesn’t have a Tesla or Apple badge on the front of it.

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