Why give you fuckers insight? Hell, this market is easy. All you have to do is wake up and buy Research In Motion Limited (USA) [[RIMM]] and Apple Inc. [[AAPL]] , then collect a daily fortune. An “s-cok” for all, with a side order of several 8 balls, 20 cups of coffee and a personal urinal assistant, who actually multi-tasks as a white shoe financial adviser. The next thing you know, all of you ham and eggers will be flying in your own spaceships.
I have 3 stocks that are buried in losses: U.S. Global Investors, Inc. [[GROW]] , SandRidge Energy Inc. [[SD]] and Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . If I exercised the slightest of risk management, I would have sold out of these stocks a long time ago. However, because of my big gains, coupled with said names conveniently pigeon holing into a nice asset allocation model, I held. During the life of these positions, I bought and sold Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. [[CMG]] , Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] , United States Steel Corporation [[X]] , and a plethora of big winners—much to my chagrin.
For the love of broken baseballs, I’m not even trying to make a point. There is no lesson to be learned, from every God damned mistake. You fucking dicks. Investing is not so much a science, more of an art—so watch me paint.
At this stage in the rally, we are so OVERBOUGHT it’s funny. I don’t even need to comment any longer. I will not buy, no matter what. As a matter of fact, if the market lifts off 5,000 points from here, over the next 12 months, I will miss out on the entirety of the rally. I think it’s hilarious, in a very serious way, that some of you are all excited and shit, above 10,500, but were shitting in caves at 9,000.
Bottom line: I still have skin in the game and much of my current roster is filled with losers. If I could somehow escape them, with minimal losses or even a profit, I will be as happy as a pig in CNBC. But as far as new money is concerned, I have no interest in this market.
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