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A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM MERLIN

merlinm

Poof! Your bullshit low volume rally is over.

-Merlin

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34 comments

  1. Fig

    Mr Fly, my “roach motel” GHM continues to rip higher. +7%. What say you?

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  2. Controller

    Hi Merlin, great to see ya buddy!

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  3. jg

    classic.

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  4. Frank White

    Yo broseff, where ya been…..

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  5. 4fl3x

    Nice to see you Merlin.

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  6. Frank White

    Oops, back in your hole.

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  7. mrkcbill

    Hey Merlin…is that oatmeal in your beard?

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  8. KY

    Good work calling the low Fly, when are you going to eat some crow and get in on the cash fiesta???

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  9. TA

    Betting against the guy with the time machine has been…..pure profit lately
    Going to stick with Scott and his hot hand

    Too many want a pullback here
    As usual I will respect the move either way

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    • The Fly

      Really?

      When you say “betting against,” what does that mean?

      Are you betting against cash in some way? Or, being that I am still up in TLT, have you bet against TLT in some way too?

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      • TA

        By owning equities, I am essentially betting it’s a better value than cash or treasuries
        I’m lower exposed than normal because of the elevated risk(you will be right soon) but still in the 70-80% range. I never argue with the market.

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        • The Fly

          That’s mincing words with actions. By being long, that is not taking the opposite of me, dipshit. If I am neutral, there is no opposite, FYI.

          Considering that I have 30%+ long, essentially, I am net long.

          Your point?

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    • scott

      You are an instigator, my friend. The fly and I will not compete…
      But between the two of us and others here, we’ll make some moolah…

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  10. KY

    Fly just put a toe in the water, its nice and warm in here. TLT is dropping. Risk is back on

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  11. UrinalShadow

    The Urinal Shadow says- Am I being replaced by Merlin and if so I object. You need to listen to the Urinal Shadow.

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  12. The Fly

    Go fornicate yourself.

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  13. sniper6

    Osama Bin Merlin is back, wow, long time no see.

    Buying DUG $12.15-ish

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  14. Black Sombrero

    Folks, I just created the perfect sandwich (in the entire world and for all time). What you do is: Get your hands on some thinly sliced ham (you want the marble kind) and put two slices of Colby Jack cheese on top. Dont buy the cheap shit. Put this assemblage into a large pan at med to high heat until cheese melts. Then take a Hawaiin King Roll and drop in your bagel toaster (on setting five—no higher dammit), pull that bad boy out and lightly coat it with mayo. Not too much! Put your ham and cheese in between, add some ruffage (I prefer the hydroponics) and T MATE O, lightly salt and pepper and vallah, perfection. YOU ARE WELCOME!

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  15. sniper6

    and, initiated SAM at $48.60. Missed earnings, boo-hoo, so what???

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  16. TA

    Ok, who doesn’t want one of these? Only $86K too

    http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/10/martin-jetpack-priced-at-86-000-mere-mortals-will-soon-be-able/?s=t5

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  17. Goldie

    Holy Shit!!
    “Fly” brought out Merlin!!

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  18. Bow Tie Fucker

    Unfortunately Merlin has been saying this 5 times a day for the last month or so.

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  19. Rand

    Poof!

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