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The All Important First Week of January is Complete, Here are the Results

Gentlemen,

War, nuclear war, is on the horizon. Our old enemy is new again. Allegedly, the Russians HACKED John Podesta’s email account and revealed a PIZZAGATE conspiracy, which in turn caused great disturbances at Comet Ping Pong pizza and for its high-powered owner, James Alefantis. This, of course, is unacceptable. As such, we must prepare for direct confrontation with the Russian people, in order to preserve ‘peace’ and to protect our ‘constitution.’

It should come as no surprise to any of you out there that the number one performing sector of 2017, thus far, is the nuclear industry. As a nation in turmoil, we are in great need of U3O8. As presently situated, our nuclear weapons arsenal can only eradicate 78% of the Russian population. With a little ingenuity and silicon valley like entrepreneurialism, we can upgrade our cache and remove the scourge of Russians from the planet, once and for all (No Hitler).

Here are 2017’s winners, so far.

Nuclear +18%
Silver +11%
Gold +7%
Biotech +6%
3-d printing +6%
Hospitals +5%
Tankers +5%

Notice a pattern? If not, you’re a fucking idiot.

Those were the losers of 2016. Often times the first couple of weeks see the biggest losers of the prior year rally — due to exaggerated moves because of tax loss selling. In other words, people sold off nukes into the New Year, booked the loss, and have now repurchased said shares in the hopes of catching a wave.

Expect more of the same next week followed by a normalization of markets — as investors position core assets for longer term moves.

I am long $UEC and $URG with overwhelming vigor.

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Trump Says ‘Stupid People or Fools’ Want Bad Relations with Russia and Triggers Trolls in the Process

In light of the absurd and ridiculous ‘DECLASSIFIED’ report on Russian hacking, which demonstrated (wait for it) that Russian news agencies painted Hillary Clinton in a negative light as one of their chief arguments, Donald Trump is out trolling his detractors in a most hilarious way by suggesting having good relations with the only other nuclear super power in the world was preferable.

Arguing for WAR against Russia is something of a past time for many on the left these days, as they look for people to blame for their electoral losses this past November. Trump, audaciously, pushed back against that narrative with a series of tweets aimed to trigger the trolls.

Here were some of the noteworthy reponses.

 

The snowflakes are melting.

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Fantastic Wage Growth Partly Offset by Flaccid Weekly Hours Growth

The media is sucking Obama’s dick today, following today’s final jobs report of his reign. What they tell you is that 2 million jobs were created over the past year. What they don’t tell you is that over 95 million people aren’t in the damned work force, an increase of 18% since Obama took office.

Additionally, they point to today’s wage growth of +2.9%, but fail to mention that average weekly hours are flat and at their lowest since 2011.

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In other words, people aren’t exactly making more, since their hours are flatlining — likely due to a lot of temporary, part time, gigs.

As a matter of fact, 94% of jobs created under Obama are part time.

What does this mean for markets? Not a god damned thing.

The lowest common denominator wins all the time in this tape. Literally nothing is viewed as bad news and stocks are impervious to bad news.

I’m trading again, eschewing caution and embracing my inner harambe again. Let the bells of Rick Ross ring loud and true and may bearshitters exit the arena without their heads — horribly wounded by the dick guillotine.

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Former Mexican President and CNN Try to Besmirch Trump’s Grand Southern Border Wall Plans, But Fail

The idiots at CNN and other ‘news’ agencies are reporting that Trump is requesting funding for a southern border wall, suggesting Mexico will no longer be ‘asked’ to pay for it. Maybe it’s due to poor breeding or they’re just idiots, but Mexico was never going to be asked to pay, but instead made to pay via special taxation. Being that Mexico enjoys a rather profitable trade surplus with America, a modest taxation of Mexican goods coming into the country will not only pay for the wall, but also the many crimes they’ve committed against these great lands, via wanton importation of illegal narcotics and people.

Source: CNN

President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team has signaled to congressional Republican leaders that his preference is to fund the border wall through the appropriations process as soon as April, according to House Republican officials.

The rest of the article read like an incoherent screed. Trump called out their bullshit.

RELATED: Former corrupt President of Mexico, Vincente Fox, tweeted today that Mexico would never pay for Trump’s ‘racist monument.’ He didn’t care to explain how a defense barrier to keep out criminal elements from his country into ours was racist — because he can’t.

Panic is in the air.

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BITCOIN CLOWN CRASHES AGAIN

Bitcoins are down another 10% this morning, following a -15% rout yesterday. The crypto currency has been on a terrific run and has certainly faired better than most skeptics had originally predicted. However, I am fascinated by this headlong dive into the concrete pool of reality, which, to me, is a classic tale of markets correcting overzealous behavior.

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Unlike equity markets, which go up no matter what, bitcoins are behaving exactly how an overheated asset should — following an intitial rout and subsequent panic by top tickers trying to bail and mitigate losses.

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Email me at Flybroker @ gmail.com if you have the gift to gab and the literacy skillset of an educated person of substance.  Often times,  we try people out and they lose interest after a short while, plying themselves like complete Mcmorons — because their heart wasn’t in it. Don’t waste your time emailing me unless you have fire in your belly.

The rest of you wastrels are born readers, nothing more.

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Nuclear War is An Expensive Business: Enjoy the $UEC Mixed Securities Shelf

Since the beginning of the new year, U3o8, known as Uranium to idiots out there, has been sprinting higher in price. This move, coupled with Trump’s desire to reduce regulations and increase our nuclear arms arsenal, has caused the shares of uranium miners to run higher.

One of said miners is $UEC, a very large position of mine from $1.04. As a matter of fact, before adding 4x the dollars to my brokerage account from end of 2016 levels, it was the only stock that I owned — 100% long UEC into the teeth of a soon to be nuclear holocaust.

If there’s one thing that I’ve learned, during my brief stint as a nuclear arms aficionado, is that it is a very expensive business. Plus, during the horrible Barack Obama years, the whole industry went to shit — leaving balance sheets in shambles — festooned with large amount of debt.

After the market closed today, the Uranium Energy Corporation announced an intention to issue a gargatuan amount of shares — up to 100 gagillion dollars worth. As a result of this news, shares have slid, mind you, in the after-hours — blowing up today’s rally under a hailstorm of fire and radiactive residue.

#Enjoy.
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Our uranium extraction and sales history is limited, with our uranium extraction to date originating from a single uranium mine. Our ability to continue generating revenue is subject to a number of factors, any one or more of which may adversely affect our financial condition and operating results .

We have a limited history of uranium extraction and generating revenue. In November 2010, we commenced uranium extraction at a single uranium mine, our Palangana Mine, which has been our sole source for the U 3 O 8 sold to generate our revenues from sales of U 3 O 8 during Fiscal 2015, Fiscal 2013 and Fiscal 2012 of $3.1 million, $9.0 million and $13.8 million, respectively, with no revenues from sales of U 3 O 8 generated during the three months ended October 31, 2016, Fiscal 2016, Fiscal 2014 or for any periods prior to Fiscal 2012.

In September 2013, we implemented our strategic plan to operate our Palangana Mine at a reduced pace to align our operations to a weak uranium commodity market in a challenging post-Fukushima environment. This strategy has included the deferral of major pre-extraction expenditures and remaining in a state of operational readiness in anticipation of a recovery in uranium prices. Our ability to continue generating revenue from the Palangana Mine is subject to a number of factors which include, but are not limited to: (i) a significant, prolonged decrease in the market price of uranium; (ii) difficulty in marketing and/or selling uranium concentrates; (iii) significantly higher than expected capital costs to construct the mine and/or processing plant; (iv) significantly higher than expected extraction costs; (v) significantly lower than expected uranium extraction; (vi) significant delays, reductions or stoppages of uranium extraction activities; and (vii) the introduction of significantly more stringent regulatory laws and regulations. Furthermore, continued mining activities at the Palangana Mine will eventually deplete the Palangana Mine or cause such activities to become uneconomical, and if we are unable to directly acquire or develop existing uranium projects, such as our Burke Hollow and Goliad Projects, into additional uranium mines from which we can commence uranium extraction, it will negatively impact our ability to generate revenues. Any one or more of these occurrences may adversely affect our financial condition and operating results.

Uranium exploration and pre-extraction programs and mining activities are inherently subject to numerous significant risks and uncertainties, and actual results may differ significantly from expectations or anticipated amounts. Furthermore, exploration programs conducted on our uranium projects may not result in the establishment of ore bodies that contain commercially recoverable uranium.

Nuclear proliferation is an expensive business lads. But we’re in this for a long haul, aren’t we? The business must be financed and pitfalls will be had, enjoyed, and also purchased. Have faith in the old U3O8 and embrace the horrors of an unlivable planet and firestorms that are able to melt lead and freeze frame shadows onto the walls of caves.

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Don Lemon Blames Anti Trump Torture of Disabled ‘White Male’ On Bad Parenting

When ZeropointNow posted the absurd video of a white man being tortured by retrogrades, now known to be mentally disabled, people in the comments section didn’t believe it was real. For one, they didn’t think the criminals who conducted the live torture were that stupid to actually livestream it, effectively assuring themselves prison time. And secondly, people doubted their fellow human beings could be so cruel.

Enter the degenerate Don Lemon, excusing evil and cruelty on bad parenting.

The vast majority of humans are stuck in a loop of daily routines: eat, shit, make money, watch porn. Some of us deviate and create excellence, making society a better place to live in. Others live their pathetic, retrograde, lives to hurt others, rip apart society in the hopes of watching it burn. With this in mind, there’s very little difference between head cutting members of ISIS and these poorly trained ‘teens’ from Chicago, other than the severity of their crimes.

The world isn’t as genteel and soft as CNN pretends it is. Not everyone is gentrified, immersed with the knowledge of the singularity. There are vast swaths of shit people out there who want your little pencil necks in a noose. They’re evil, if there is such a thing. I like to call it ‘the very worst humanity has to offer’ for my fellow atheist friends out there.

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Narrative Shift: Russian Hacking Claims Move to Third Party Actors and Away from Putin Himself Directing Operation; CNN Apologizes For Ex-CIA Guest Calling Assange a Pedophile

Former CIA shill, Phil Mudd, took to CNN yesterday in an attempt to both smear Wikileaks’ Julian Assange and also help change the narrative regarding alleged, muh, Russian hacks on the U.S. Presidential elections.

Notice how the rhetoric has shifted from Putin himself directing the hacks to a third party being directed by the Russians? Also, he called Assange a pedophile, the very thing John Podesta’s emails caused many to believe in an underground child trafficking ring called ‘Pizzagate.’

Source: Zerohedge

In keeping with the theme of providing no proof to the general public, the officials declined to describe the intelligence obtained about the involvement of a third-party in passing on leaked material to WikiLeaks, saying they did not want to reveal how the U.S. government had obtained the information. So just trust them, please.

The shift in the narrative is curious because as a reminder, officials had concluded “months earlier” that Russian intelligence agencies had directed the hacking, but had been less certain that they could prove Russia also had controlled the release of information damaging to Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. It now appears that along with lack of evidence, the attention has shifted to an “intermediary” as being the responsible party .

Here’s Phil Mudd, lying his ass off, in a CNN ‘interview’ aka propaganda skit.

As a result of this interview, Wikileaks threatened to sue CNN for defamation.

CNN apologized for the permitting their analyst to defame Assange, in the most egregious of ways, and issued this statement.

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