You Cannot Stop the Coming Nuclear Apocalypse

So you might as well profit from it.

Last week, the management at $UEC announced they’d tap equity markets to fund their operations, in a very dilutive fashion, sending shares down a solid 7%. Today the stock has rebounded, in an otherwise listless tape, and moving towards greatness.

Nuclear proliferation is inevitable.

Just today, the fucking lunatics from Pakistan unveiled a delivery system for their nukes from a submarine. Those sneaky devils can now roll up on New Delhi and drop hellfire on them.

Source: India Times

Pakistan fired its first submarine-launched cruise missile on Monday, the military said, a show of force for a country that sees its missile development as a deterrent against arch-foe India.

The launch of the nuclear-capable Babur-3 missile, which has a range of 450 km (280 miles) and was fired from an undisclosed location in the Indian Ocean, is likely to heighten long-running tension between India and Pakistan.

Someone needs to drop depth charges on those fucking subs — before it’s too late.

As crude as it might be, I am trying to show you something. When the winds of vengeance sweep the globe and 10,000 degree breezes move through highly populated urban centers, you’re gonna want to be long U3O8 plays, believe me.

Long $UEC and $URG

Muh Russians.

LIVE WikiLeaks press conf responding to CIA report on US election. Tweet your question with #AskWL affixed! https://t.co/F7HX96WgLk

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) January 9, 2017

Who’s worried? No one right? Everything is great and awesome. Whatever sell off we endure this morning, we’ll make up for it in the afternoon when we rally.

Crude is off by 2.3% and natty by nearly 5% — because it’s nonsensical and that’s how markets are designed, to hurt people. It’s like -5 in the northeast today, so, naturally, natural gas is sharply lower. You can’t make this stuff up.

Goldman downgraded by $PG and $KO, while upgrading $DPS. More meaningless horseshit. And, the British pound is getting gimp’d down to 1985 lows — a time and place when nuclear war with Russia looked inevitable. Somethings never change.

The Turkish Lira is down another 2.5% to record lows too. Any of you motherfuckers give a shit about that? I read that Erdogan was looking forward to working with Trump and that he was optimistic about having better relations with the US. So heartwarming.

The (MUH) Russians aren’t impressed with our hacking reports and chalk it up to amateur hour bullshit by retard level democrats flailing for a life vest before drowning. These are all very interesting things.

Did I mention China? One of their fucking tabloids promised revenge on America, should we get out of line with the One China business, which is, inherently, evil. Why does Taiwan belong to China?

Answer: they don’t, which is why we sell them weapons. Trump should invite the Taiwanese President to the White House for tea and crumpets and then take selfies with her to post on his Twitter account.

As for you liberals out there so worried about Trump, chill the fuck out. The republican shills had to deal with a Kenyan in the White House for 8 years, who was a community organizer before taking office. I am sure we’ll endure Trump, a self-made billionaire, megalomaniac, who has a penchant for Americana. Plus anyway, the Congress is filled with corporate monkeys on both sides. They’ll never let Trump restructure the system to work for the people. The system works for the elite, always has and always will. Everyone else is given just enough hope and interesting teevee programming to keep them docile.

Revolutions are hard and call for a lot of energy. Americans are too busy snapchatting and do not have enough starvation level poverty to really care about the direction the globalists are taking us.

Moving on.

Most of my stocks are lower today, save $ALNY and $YY. Do you think I give a shit? I’ll buy more stocks by the end of the day and continue to do so until I run out of money. Every man reaches a point in his life when the consequences no longer matter. You grow the beard out good and long. You wear insane fury hats outside — because it’s cold and you feel like a doing it. You eat whatever the hell you want and wash it down with a shot of whiskey. The gym is something that’s nice to do, whenever the hell you have the time for it. Otherwise, you’re too busy drinking coffee and eating hamburgers. Life after 40 is very conflicted. Just 10 years ago, I knew it all. I moved stridently and knew exactly what I wanted to do. Now that I’m 40 and infinitely smarter, I second guess almost every single thing, other than my intent to buy stocks until I run out of money and wearing fury hats outside because it scares the neighbors.

I have an appointment later on with a Verizon guy. I’m switching from the bastards at Comcast to Fios — because I’m sick of bad service and expensive prices.

I just found a stock I want to buy. Off to toss some more money into the market.

Ciao.

In response to the official U.S. Russian Hacking report, which was ironically leaked to NBC before the President Elect could see it, Russian spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, likened American accusations to a witch hunt, hoping for more sober dialogue with Trump, once in office.

He said the report was a giant nothing burger, supported by nothing of note.

When asked if Putin had read a translated version, he said the report had nothing “that’s worth reading in detail.”

Source: Reuters

“We are observing a serious fatigue with these accusations,” Peskov told reporters on a conference call. “It truly is reminiscent of a witch-hunt.”

Peskov, commenting on the U.S. intelligence report, said: “You know, that version of the report that was made public added no substance whatsoever that we can comment on.”

“Groundless accusations which are not supported by anything are being rehearsed in an amateurish, unprofessional way. We don’t know what information they are actually relying on.”

Asked if Putin himself had read a translation of the report, Peskov said there was nothing in the document “that’s worth reading in detail.”

Peskov said that once Trump had been inaugurated on Jan. 20, work would begin on finding a date for a first meeting between the Russian and U.S. leaders.

“If some kind of contacts will be planned, then they will be planned extremely painstakingly, carefully, especially since we are talking about contacts following a very tense period in our relations,” he said, referring to disputes between the Kremlin and the Obama administration.

I understand why Hillbots want to marginalize Trump and drag out this Russia scare, neo McCarthyism, business. But, if you’re gonna do it, at least do it in a professional way and make it look real. The Obama administration has made themselves look like fucking clowns by crying like bitches over the muh Russians, without ever showing actual evidence of a hack. It’s all bullshit and has no business in the public square, other than to hurt Trump.

If Russia did hack John Podesta’s email, by finding out his password was fucking p@ssword, we should give them a medal and kick Podesta and whoever was in charge of IT for the DNC down a fucking sewer pipe for being incompetent idiots.

Britain’s Prime Minister, Theresa May, told Sky News this weekend that leaving the EU is about “getting the right relationship, not about keeping bits of membership,” and everyone is freaking the fuck out.

In what universe did anyone expect a BREXIT to not be hard? What did the autocrats in the EU ever do or say to make you believe this would be seemless? This is the problem with the way markets are responding to ground breaking news: nothing is being taken seriously, at all.

The Pound is at 1985 lows, off by more than 1%.

It looks almost certainly now like a hard Brexit, and the market doesn’t like it,” Erik Nielsen, global chief economist at UniCredit SpA in London, said on Bloomberg Television. “It’s a political crisis in the brewing here, for sure.”

Again, this was all expected. Anyone surprised by BREXIT, following Britain’s vote to exit the EU, is a fucking idiot.

The entire star-studded audience at the Golden Globes practically cried in unison, after Meryl Streep took to the mic to lament over an incident that happened last year regarding what she thought was Donald Trump mocking a disabled reporter. The rift was with NY Times reporter Serge Kovaleski, who said Trump was lying about witnessing Muslims celebrating in New Jersey after 9/11 — which later proved out to be true. Without delving into old news, Trump said he wasn’t making fun of Serge’s physical disabilities, but instead mocking a reporter who was flustered.

I have no idea who this reporter, Serge Kovalski [sic], is, what he looks like or his level of intelligence. I don’t know if he is J.J. Watt or Muhammad Ali in his prime or somebody of less athletic or physical ability. Despite having one of the all-time great memories, I certainly do not remember him.

I merely mimicked what I thought would be a flustered reporter trying to get out of a statement he made long ago. If Mr. Kovaleski is handicapped, I would not know because I do not know what he looks like. If I did know, I would definitely not say anything about his appearance.

In light of all the horseshit taking place in the world, the fact that the United States is engaged in armed conflicts in 8 different countries and is led by a man who has literally destroyed the middle east, relations with Russia, and has divided this country along matters of race, gender and orientation more than any person in the history of the country, as well as compiling more debt than all of the previous Presidents combined, Meryl Streep decided that Trump mocking a reporter was the most important thing to talk about during her 5 minute speech at the Golden Globes tonight.

Once icy cold, floating through the air with glee, the snow flakes have hit the ground now and have melted.

UPDATED: Trump responds.

Muh Russians.

Rickard Santelli debated RUSSIAN HACKING of the American elections with 4 high level retards, who’d all like the President elect to start taking this hacking business a little more seriously. After all, according to one of these cucks, “IT’S HAPPENING IN GERMANY NOW TOO.’

Oh my fucking God. Please, Vlad Putin, please do not interfere in the sanctimonious democratic German elections. They’re so honest and fair.

The gist of Rick’s debate with these losers is it’s all theatre, one giant fucking show. None of this Russian hacking shit was in the press during the summer — because they were very busy trying to cover the whole thing up. Now that they’ve lost, they’re trying to taint and marginalize Trump by making it appear like he was elected illegitimately. The truth of the matter is, Hillary lost because she was a miserable wench.

I don’t know what the Chinese will do about this situation; but it’s getting out of hand, quite frankly.

Forex reserves for the month of December have dropped by another $41b, ending a year of Forex bloodshed to the tune of $320b — the sharpest drop in two decades — dwindling down to just $3 trillion. Just two years ago, the Chinese were sitting atop a mountain of cash, like Kings, flaunting excesses of $4 trillion. Now they’re almost broke, walking about the streets with a tin cup — disheveled.

The all mighty United Steaks of America rank 19th in Forex reserves, just behind Algeria, coming in at $119b — but number one in debt at $20 fucking trillion.

Obamanomics.

NOTE: Literally, no one gives a shit about this. Expect markets to blow it off, or even digest it as good news.

I haven’t seen any of Martin’s tweets ever since he blocked me for calling out his utter bullshit with Kalobios. Apparently, he’s been very busy stalking some liberal reporter on Twitter, goading and trolling her to the point that @Jack had to step in and put an end to the madness.

How is this allowed @jack pic.twitter.com/Wof8MlYHTL

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) January 8, 2017

Have a closer look at his homage to Lauren Duca.

Is Twitter a little fucking obsessed with controlling their community? Absolutely. Back in the old days I felt very comfortable telling people to ‘DIE IN A FUCKING RAGING FIRE’ or to ‘GET EATEN BY A HOMOSEXUAL GIRAFFE.’ But now, I rarely tell people to fuck off, for fears of being banned.

It’s sad, really.

Here is a DM Marty sent Lauren, which has given me some new found respect for the ‘pharma bro.’

Washpo tried to reach out for comment on the situation and was roundly rebuffed, basically told to fuck off.

And this from Huffington Post, reporting on the situation.

The Huffington Post attempted to reach Shkreli via an email address he had previously listed on his Twitter page; we received a response that read “lol suck a dick.”

Newt Gingrich dropped some redpills during a Fox News interview, wondering out loud ‘what’s going on here?”

Amongst his chief complaints is the fact that NBC obtained the report from the Obama administration before President elect Trump. What was Obama doing to protect against hacks and for how long did he know about them? Why did Obama slap Russia with sanctions a week before the report? What basis did he use to justify them?

Trump wants to know how the fuck NBC obtained the report before him and has called for an investigation.

I am asking the chairs of the House and Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me seeing it.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2017