War, nuclear war, is on the horizon. Our old enemy is new again. Allegedly, the Russians HACKED John Podesta’s email account and revealed a PIZZAGATE conspiracy, which in turn caused great disturbances at Comet Ping Pong pizza and for its high-powered owner, James Alefantis. This, of course, is unacceptable. As such, we must prepare for direct confrontation with the Russian people, in order to preserve ‘peace’ and to protect our ‘constitution.’
It should come as no surprise to any of you out there that the number one performing sector of 2017, thus far, is the nuclear industry. As a nation in turmoil, we are in great need of U3O8. As presently situated, our nuclear weapons arsenal can only eradicate 78% of the Russian population. With a little ingenuity and silicon valley like entrepreneurialism, we can upgrade our cache and remove the scourge of Russians from the planet, once and for all (No Hitler).
Here are 2017’s winners, so far.
3-d printing +6%
Notice a pattern? If not, you’re a fucking idiot.
Those were the losers of 2016. Often times the first couple of weeks see the biggest losers of the prior year rally — due to exaggerated moves because of tax loss selling. In other words, people sold off nukes into the New Year, booked the loss, and have now repurchased said shares in the hopes of catching a wave.
Expect more of the same next week followed by a normalization of markets — as investors position core assets for longer term moves.
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