18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Fly Buy: FTK

I bought 2,000 [[FTK]] @ $20.92.

Disclaimer: If you buy FTK because of this post, Guy Adami will deem your biggest position to be “pricey,” “based upon valuation.” And, you may lose money.

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Bear vs. Bull

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEHd-BCk29o 450 300]

Hop in bull fuckers.

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CNBC is an Ass

Asshole Charlie Gasparino strikes again!

I just blew out of my [[WB]] for a 2 cent gain. Next thing you know, some greasy meatball thrower is spreading fucking rumors about Jamie “the street magician” Dimon being interesting in buying the company, “for a hefty premium.” As a result, the stock gapped higher.

This fucker is all about helping people get liquid. No fucking way WB gets bought out. And, if it does, no way will they receive a “hefty premium.”

Fucking egregious. Someone put that man in prison.

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Fly Buy: REW

I bought 5,000 [[REW]] @ $58.75.

Disclaimer: If you buy REW because of this post, your boss will take steroids and throw a barbell at you. And, you may lose money.

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Fly Sell: HRB, CSE, CYN

I sold short 10,000 shares of [[HRB]] @ $22. And, I shorted 10,000 [[CSE]] @ $13.65. And, I shorted 5,000 [[CYN]] @ $42.

Disclaimer: If you short HRB, CYN or CSE because of this post, the collective IQ on CNBC will drop another 50%. And, you may lose money.

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Time to Reset

This is a tricky time for the markets, On one hand, we seem to be heading down the shit pipe. On the other, buying stocks when sentiment is weak is usually a great time to catch a swing.

Due to an erroneous downgrade, [[FTK]] is trading lower. This, my friends, is what I call a buying opportunity. With oil shooting higher, I like my chances being long [[RIG]], [[ARD]], [[PCZ]] and [[DO]].

Some banks are bucking the downtrend, namely [[UB]], [[HCBK]], [[BOH]], [[HBAN]] and [[CMA]]. Conversely, big losses can be found in all of the brokers and select regionals, like [[EWBC]], [[FTBK]] and [[STI]].

If you must be invested, stay long energy and short everything else. The next big leg down is likely to be found in tech. The financials have been murdered and may bounce soon. In short, having an oversized cash position is not a bad idea.

If you have big gains, like “The Fly,” it makes little sense to press your bets here.

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The Joys of Global Growth

As we are told everyday, China and India are on fire, man. They’re just buying everything in sight. They cannot be stopped by price, supply or inflation. As we are told, ‘they are the future.’



If this is what runaway expansion does for their markets, I’d hate to see what contraction will do. I’ll stick with good ol’ boring US of A and its stupid fucking consumer driven playground of the nescient.

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