Amidst the whistling winter winds, quislings will be shot dead for stealing bread from the local bakery. Local schools will be converted into prisons and church’s into homeless shelters.
High above, rogue military bombers will drop napalm ordnance on upscale shopping malls and low end street fairs.
Local banks will be used as recruiting stations to lure unsuspecting teenagers into American kamikaze missions. And, at the local grocery store, mustard gas will replace the old tangy condiment, much to the delight of middle aged military historians.
Back on Wall Street, the Dry Bulk Shipping sector will be on fire, due to elaborate strength in Asian economies. Oil and gas stocks will soar, due to the fact that people will be using armed vehicles and tanks as their primary source of transportation. Retail and tech stocks will soar, thanks to government stimulus packages that includes “buy one rpg, get a second one for free.”
Short sellers will have their balls baked, literally, by roaming squads of “truth seekers.” Western civilization, as we know it, will be a bit different, but business will continue, thanks to American innovation.
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