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Going Higher Because it’s Fun

So you know, I locked HORATIO CLAWHAMMER in a closet lined with lead, in order to have a little fun, playing the long side for a trade. As you know, I only bought two positions, PCR and NSM, mainly because I find it difficult to get knee deep here, AFTER missing out on the most awesomeness run in the history of equity markets.

And, also, I think stocks are for dipshits and shall/will trade lower, eventually.

However, providing the trannies keep going higher, I am comfortable with a few longs.

For the love of global warming a dead polar bears, I am about to get heavy into this market and need to feel out what might work or fuck me. So, in the meantime, you can just sit there, like the sad sack of shit that you are, and simply wait, mind you, for “The Fly” to offer cogent guidance.

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44 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    I do not think Horatio can be contained for very long.

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  2. weed

    welcome back

    now your only 95% gay

    keep trying

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  3. weed

    jesus christ on a cracker

    this shit is too easy lately ..10% today again

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  4. The Fly

    Weed

    You are banned. This is NOT a democracy.

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  5. Cash-N-Guns

    El Fly- werent you advising selling this mkt 10 ways to sunday a scant few hours ago…interesting move to belly up to the equity bar at this late hour….last call…? This mkt shall shit the shower very soon…financial already acting like a CNBC top pick…

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  6. I already bought some PCR at a lower price……….awaiting further guidance. Thank you, sir.

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  7. weed

    i may do a fly and take a week off since my gains are stupid fresh.

    I just can’t

    but my position size is starting to get out of control

    I’ll get chiefed ..get all paranoid and back to basics before I hit a whammy

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  8. Cash-N-Guns

    Cramer- Mr. 5,300 Dow is once again bullish on stocks..restaraunt stocks no less…yes Crack Pipe Cramer as unemployment increases people will just go the fuck out to eat..go fuck your Cisco rep….dickhead.

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  9. weed

    douchebag confirmed

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  10. sad sack of shit
    sad sack of shit

    Fly,

    When are you picking me up? I am on your plate…

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  11. bannedbros.com

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  12. weed

    bannedbros.com

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  13. T MOE

    Let the last hour of market fuckery begin

    Fuck you and burn GS and MS I hate both of you bitches

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  14. weed

    “The Fly Says:

    Weed

    You are banned. This is NOT a democracy”

    ^^^^lol

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  15. The Fly

    I am just getting started, retards. You know I pair trade.

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  16. to MOE

    hey, i bought some MS puts, will see how it goes…

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  17. weed

    any trade over 1 hour is a gamble

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  18. We gap up tomorrow and rip higher

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  19. skvm svkkit

    U trade the weirdest shit imaginable.

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  20. Fly Leech

    We gap down tomorrow and rip lower. No, higher. Err, gap up? I got it, we gap and rip shit tomorrow.

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  21. TheArtist

    all doom and gloom talk 3 weeks ago, now nothing but bright sunshine talk…… all I see are gay meatballs sucking the cock of anything that comes their way….

    do you people actually think everything is fixed all of a sudden out of the blue?

    come on now.

    maybe I am the idiot?

    the entire country, by offering 100% loans with “just stated income” for 5 years, offering sub prime for 8 years, and developing the sale and invention of the CDO, sold to every country in the world, causing the entire world to have financial collapse because of us and 8 years of unregulated asshatery,
    and everyone is under the happy giddieness that everything is fixed over 3 weeks?

    have fun with it…… I don’t subscribe to the bullshit, I live in reality and this problem has to be known that it is fixed before it is fixed, not just talked about and assumed.

    of course, why wouldn’t these asshats in the government jump on the chance to pump the market up while they can, while stupidity is in the air, blown along with the pollen and sucked into the lungs of the giddy.

    don’t forget, invisible fairy midgets with pink booties are running the market right now. blowing their invisible fairy midget dust in your face.

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  22. to anon

    We gap up tomorrow and rip higher
    ———————————-
    how do you know, biatch?

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  23. Cash-N-Guns

    love the gap….long SRS ready to add..same for FAZ..and SDS…fuck this rally..another 100 pts maybe…

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  24. Here comes the last 30 minute PPT ramp in CRE sector .. egregious, wreckless buying

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  25. I have PCR but I will hold off on NSM….Fly, did you lock Horatio Clawhammer in the same closet as Merlin? Let’s quit for the day – I am presently green.

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  26. Billy The Kid Gates
    Billy The Kid Gates

    Short Steve Jobs into the close.

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  27. skvm svkkit

    Does the PPT tell you to play 3X inverse ETFs and buy shit you wouldn’t be caught dead holding over night? Some system, I’ll pass.

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  28. Cash-N-Guns

    Release the Hounds….all longs have been tucked into their seats…commence the selling bitches..!

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  29. I will not be wrong

    FAS WILL SEE $8

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  30. Bob

    Guy named Alex Young from S&P on cnbc talking about restoringinvestor confidence. One way might be to shut down his firm and jail all the bastards who rated all that toxic shit AAA. And why does cnbc give these clowns any cred at all by having them as guests every fucking day?

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  31. The Fly

    PPT ranks all 3x etf’s “strong sell”

    Fuck off banana man.

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  32. RIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! Take her up!

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  33. MMX

    Oh no FLY started buying. 🙂

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  34. Cash-N-Guns

    thats it….wait for the puke…oh and greaseball Terranova is 3x an idiot.

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  35. ZenProfit

    Mr. Fly:

    Sitting .01 in front of you on PCR.

    When do we cash out?

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  36. Gunslinger

    “Let me tell you why working for GS is so fucking awesome, cause we got the beer, we got the bitches, and WE BREAK SHIT!!!” said the HR manager at a recent Dartmouth frat party.

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  37. JakeGint

    Psssst!

    Fly!

    Ovah heah!

    (whispering)

    MON!

    _________

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  38. Cash-N-Guns

    Gunslinger…fuck Dartmouth and you..jerkoff.

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  39. svck svkkit

    Right, Fly never bot a 3X ETF in his life. ::rolls eyes::

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  40. My post about the PPT being wrong about 3x ETFs got deleted?

    C’mon, Seriously man….

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  41. weed

    I would be more likely to go short if anything going on right now had any substance to it.

    it does not..and therefore we keep on going clawing our way up the wall of worry

    the market can be wrong longer you can stay solvent

    my abs are veiny and ripped..the fly is a skinny fat twink

    iamrite

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  42. JakeGint

    Cash n’ Guns

    Go harass Michele Carrerra’s Caboose-oh.

    And never, ever gainsay the Green Indian.

    Fucker.

    ________

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  43. weed

    going long 3x etfs = Jenna Haze

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  44. DPeezy

    It’s rather uncivilized ovah heah. What a bunch of anonymous fucktards.

    Or is it like this every day?

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