iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Grab Your Noose

I know you are PERMABULLISH, based upon ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, other than sentiment. However, keep an open mind to the fact that you are an imbecilic idiot, preordained to live the life of a simple man.

Short sales in ACC, HME, WRI, MAC, RIG and PACW are looking mighty agreeable right now. Why don’t you lick the BBQ sauce off your southern fingers and come on over to the dark side?

Motherfuckers, there is no reason to be nice to any of you, since you question my every move. For the love of guns and drugs, you ingrates even critique my cash position with idiotic quotes of UUP, as if that means anything.

Then, in your warped minds, somehow, you believe I am here to serve you with stock picks. You further the argument by suggesting “the site will die, w/o Godly stock picks daily.” Listen up here, asshole, I could blog about evening dinner wear or the magical innovation of automobile mufflers and still get more hits than 99% of you clown fuckers.

THE FLY IS MORE THAN STOCKS. HE IS BIGGER.

With that in mind, I have no advice for you, nor would I consider giving you any. You are, without a doubt, undeserving of an afternoon cup of tea.

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46 comments

  1. jjjsix6

    I just come for the abuse.

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  2. Rex T

    I bow to Fly, rock on.

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  3. de

    The Fly has Godlike properties

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  4. Braveflaps

    I cannah shart MAC, but I can shart KIM, DLR and PAYX, aka MOFO.

    Dirty, dirty MOFO…

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  5. UUP 25.16

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  6. insidetrader

    amen

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  7. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    What happened to The Fly, a.k.a the Southern Gentleman?

    Southern hospitality was always the reserve of such gentlemen, with the possible exception of Gettysburg and a few other minor incidents.

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  8. scam biskit

    Thank you sir, may I have another?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ

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  9. Juice

    da Flea is BIGGER, than stocks for asshats!

    and don’t yous forget it 8)

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  10. Woodshedder

    Wow, with that anger, I figure you’re way farther south than Virginia.

    That’s Georgia anger…or even farther south.

    Believe me, I know, I used to live there.

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  11. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    Fly has become just another fucking shitstain.

    No,I’m not buying your stupid PPT bullshit.

    Please ban me asshole.

    Thanks in advance,

    Rodney Blowmefield

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  12. toptick114

    Indeed!!

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  13. ANNE-MARIE

    You know, Fly, as an older Southern woman, I do sometimes wince at your language, being a bit prudish and all that….but frankly I find you to be an exceptionally talented, high spirited and brave young man (if I read that 32 correctly)….so hiss on your naysayers…after all, they are coming to your site, and not the other way around, no?

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  14. 4fl3x

    When did Master Fly recommend DUG….

    BZH went from $0.25 to $1.33, up here we call that a home run 😛

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  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly I am buried in 10k’s here on these REITs. It does not look good indeud.

    By the way you fuckers who hate it here get the fuck out, no one fucking cares. If you have to rely on one fucking person for everything then you don’t belong in this game. This place has done just fine for the past 4 years without your homoness.

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  16. The Fly

    Fuck you. Ban yourself.

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  17. The Fly

    Correct.

    I want only old school iBC’er here, minus Dikati.

    All you other homos can see the door and take it.

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  18. Cash-N-Guns

    RIG shitting the shower…can ERY sprint be far behind? Nice to C is fucking back to being a POS.

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  19. Mama

    Mr. FLY, how did you manage to attract all these penny stock piker mother-fuckers.

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  20. weed

    Fly,
    I come here for lols not stock pick..it just so happens you provide more lols when your trading.

    ps.

    your mother is a whore

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  21. scam biskit

    Hey I’m old school, I’ve been here from the beginning. Go ahead, kick me inna nutz, I don’t mind.

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  22. The Fly

    Weed

    Your Mother milks horses with her mouth.

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  23. The TODD

    …and that’s not a nipple she’s milking.

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  24. Cuervos Laugh

    Yes, of course – you’re still fly.

    Do you think it would be better to quote your cash position in Canadian Loonies?

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  25. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    scam biskit: what type of car does Fly drive (he only mentioned one), how did this site initially start?

    Answer those two questions and I will believe you.

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  26. Lucky Razorback

    http://flyonwallstreet.blogspot.com/2006/04/who-we-are-and-what-hell-are-we-doing.html#links

    In these days of war and want and lame cash positions, it’s good to know where it all came from.

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  27. JakeGint

    Fuck you. Ban yourself.

    Echoes of Greatness?

    ___________

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  28. Richy

    In the same way that dog shit attracts flies, genius will attract heckling simpletons.
    Tis true I would come here if this blog were about crochet as it is amusing as it is informative.

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  29. jjjsix6

    The Fly’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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  30. Big Mike

    I bought some SRS here…higher rates = struggle for CRE to refinance… and when the hell is GGP going bankrupt?

    I find todays tape extremely bearish if you ask me…not only did we wipe out todays gain, but also the critical 800-805 has been breached.

    On the fundamental side, that auction “failure” was indeed egregious…who fucking knew?

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  31. The Fly

    GGP= 208 bill in debt about to blow up.

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  32. weed

    fly,

    I’m shorting your t-cell count since your egregious faggotry will cause you to have aids in the near future.

    ps.
    your father sands glory holes smooth for minimum wage

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  33. scam biskit

    gapping, f@ck if I know, I don’t come here every day. However, it must be a POS because it is always in the shop. My name has changed many times. I have been banned dozens of times. I may not have been here on day 1, but I have followed this website for years, from when it was an obscure nothing burger. BTW, I don’t care if you believe me or not.

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  34. The Fly

    lame.

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  35. panloop

    The “shorting your t cell” quote was legendary, but you perma bulls will get burned soon

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  36. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    scam: ok whatever its doesn’t make a fuck of a gay turnip.

    In more concerning news the failed auction today is very worrisome. I saw it immediately when TBT started to explode higher. This could be very bad so watch it on your screen. Commercial RE is getting homofied as well. I spit at it.

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  37. MMX

    Fly is God!….of all amateurs… 🙂

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  38. Rally Monkey

    Fly Can I get you anything? Need a back rub?

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  39. alf44

    …the magical innovation of automobile mufflers…

    —————-

    LMAO !!!

    .

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  40. dude with common sense
    dude with common sense

    STFU this rall wont last till may you dumb fuck great opt. to sell this asshole market

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  41. weed

    bravo for pointing out that we are in a bear market….

    sucks to be you with your funds in flux and nothing to prod the bull with.

    I have been enjoying gains fit for jewish houdini or “jewdini” if you will

    don’t hate my flowing mane of cashed plays and low body fat.

    I will rot your soul

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  42. Fruit_Loop

    Fly..I thik i will beat u to the final four. My goldy pick of BRK is gonna dent ur nice hyberbole face. Bring it on. Down and dirty..it’s gonna be, once I unleash my magical waspy web around ur neck.

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  43. Steve

    The fly drives a chrisler minivan 2005 and he parks it outside of the garage!!

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  44. does anyone know why some prop & cas. insurers are up today?

    AIG, TRV down, market down, some prop and cas’s up…

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  45. weed

    FAS for ab massage

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