I sold more than I bought today, raising my cash position to about 10%. There has been a lot of carnage in the tech sector this year and yet here we are, straddling near the highs. We are see-sawing with oil here, due to the ridiculous belief that $100 crude will hurt rich fuckers buying Maybachs. Look you, the box that I drive in is fancier than yours for a reason: I don’t give a shit about money and tend to blow it on weird stuff, like dinosaur bones or ancient swords (no, I’m not interested in having a sword fight).
The market is testing the waters here, shaking out the gimps. By the time you midgets are back in your gimps crates, all of us here on the outside will be having orgies with beautiful women and throwing caviar at one another—like gluttonous pigs dressed in tuxedos. In layman’s terms, you’re gonna miss the party because you are a gimp.
Copper is selling off to the STAGGERING TUNE of like 6%, over the past month. Any idea how much that shit is up, over the past year? Any?
It’s the beginning of March and the Irish are getting ready to drink themselves smart. Relax and go crack open a nice bottle of wine, while you watch the fucking cavemen in the middle east chop each others heads off.
Top pick: OPEN