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No Reason to Panic

I sold more than I bought today, raising my cash position to about 10%. There has been a lot of carnage in the tech sector this year and yet here we are, straddling near the highs. We are see-sawing with oil here, due to the ridiculous belief that $100 crude will hurt rich fuckers buying Maybachs. Look you, the box that I drive in is fancier than yours for a reason: I don’t give a shit about money and tend to blow it on weird stuff, like dinosaur bones or ancient swords (no, I’m not interested in having a sword fight).

The market is testing the waters here, shaking out the gimps. By the time you midgets are back in your gimps crates, all of us here on the outside will be having orgies with beautiful women and throwing caviar at one another—like gluttonous pigs dressed in tuxedos. In layman’s terms, you’re gonna miss the party because you are a gimp.

Copper is selling off to the STAGGERING TUNE of like 6%, over the past month. Any idea how much that shit is up, over the past year? Any?

It’s the beginning of March and the Irish are getting ready to drink themselves smart. Relax and go crack open a nice bottle of wine, while you watch the fucking cavemen in the middle east chop each others heads off.

Top pick: OPEN

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37 comments

  1. drummerboy

    the market is a gimp

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    • A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear
      A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear

      Those cavemen in ehrabville will never be able to handle freedom. They can only live under a monarch or crazy fucking religious zealots.

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      • drummerboy

        there’s a new dawn a-coming, i know hundreds of folks who are rolling in their graves right now. my parents for one. these peeps over there,are just getting real fucking hip to what they are being left out of. i was born here and speak a few of those languages fluently as my grandparents exiled there from the armenian genocide of 1915-18. this shit has just begun……..those cavemen,all i can do is laugh.no wonder your getting fucked by a bear

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        • A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear
          A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear

          Dude my GOLDFISH is getting fucked by a bear. My portfolio is getting fucked by homo-bears.

          I agree there is a new dawn coming and it ain’t pretty for the USA. I can’t imagine living under a dictator, monarch, or some other fucktard. I’d stick a rocket engine up my ass and launch myself to a different place. Maybe that’s why Europe is being overrun with immigrants from fucktarded lands.

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          • The Fly

            STFU

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          • xxxHuggieBearxxx
            xxxHuggieBearxxx

            well said

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          • A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear
            A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear

            STFU, buying or selling?

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          • Yabollox

            USA will be fine. So what if other countries catch up to us? Good on them, they should live so well.

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          • drummerboy

            thats what i’m talkin about.those young kids want to live like the rest of the world does.and they should.

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          • A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear
            A Monkey with a Pet Goldfish that is Getting Fucked by a Bear

            Catch up? How about pass us up like we’re, ahh oh, maybe drowning in debt with a zero GDP. Wall Street sold the USA out. Them yunnings in those ehrab countries are going to live like slaves under the next fucktard.

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  2. BlindReadAnt

    Great musings and music Fly. I find gurkha’s work just as well as for practical issues, but only gentlemen furnish swords.

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    • Jakegint

      Furnish?

      Or brandish?

      ______

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      • BlindReadAnt

        Point conceded. I realized that later. No, my swords aren’t displayed for sale. Thanks Silver-Cement-Giant! Brandished indeed.

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  3. joe gotts

    just got off the phone with some morons (male & females) over @ maverick….who insist that all is well….even after reading out loud from the fly posting….oh well

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  4. Random

    Fly,
    Do you still own MTEP and BZ?

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  5. Real Texan

    The Fly is the Highlander – there can only be one

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    • drummerboy

      no no no,the fly is the caped crusader of all the markets.it is written.therefore it shall be.

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  6. Quint

    “Irish are getting ready to drink themselves smart” – that’s funny

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  7. SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.
    SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.

    Fly,Jr. is giving up throwing his tennis racquet and making fun of his Dad’s yellow PT Cruiser for Lent so he asked me to give something up also. I will give up looking at the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated and the Victoria Secret catalogue that arrived in the mail two years ago. I hope this improves my eyesight. I was afraid of going blind.

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  8. Bullish

    Time to get drunk, eat potatoes and buy stocks! Long live the IRISH!

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    • drummerboy

      hey hey hey, the weiss beer has been a-pouring. fuck this market,stand back and watch the fucktards play

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  9. Monkey With a Reservation to Eat a Bear Fucking a Crawfish
    Monkey With a Reservation to Eat a Bear Fucking a Crawfish

    I’m loading up on OPEN, too!

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  10. mrkcbill

    Good Post Senor Tropicana…..Bank Is definitely OPEN.
    Gas up 41 cents in 19 days? You’ll start to give a fuck when you have to pick between the Maybach or Yacht ..sorry kids no yachtting today gas is to damn high. What do you think that little time machine of yours runs on? Chopped Liver? Keywords– Behavior Modification

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  11. Johnny2time

    Market not looking so hot. The end of QE 2 is approaching with QE 3 looking unlikely. Might take a crack at a short though it is ridiculously risky given the liquidity situation.

    In silver I trust!

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    • Johnny2time

      Wow nice little flash just now on the naz e-minis…no buyers!!!

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  12. heaterman

    What in the world blew up UNG today? 102.8%^

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    • DipChit

      Reverse split 1 for 2…DUH…..winning>>>>you<<<<<NOT

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      • heaterman

        Hey

        now I know.

        It was a simple question and your answer was sufficient.

        I thank you

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