For seven years we’ve been having fun about the internets. You’ve seen me at my best and my absolute worst. You’ve witnessed epic calls of magical proportions and others that tasted like soured milk on a hot, balmy, day in prison.
“The Fly” is a man of the people, a person of ‘extreme caliber’, who was genetically designed to outperform equity markets. There will be periods of duress and glitches in the matrix; but rest assured, everything works out in the end.
For reasons that are a bit obvious, today is a bittersweet day for me. Nonetheless, I will persevere and thrust ahead, as nature intended.
iBankCoin was founded upon the principles that the layman, the average working man at home, swigging away, tirelessly, from a bottle of Georgi, should get to enjoy largess quantities of caviar and champagne too. The good life can be yours, if and only when you begin to obey.
I’ve been doing this nonsense for a whole 7 years now and I will probably do it for another 700. All of you will be dead, generations of your gene pool hence dead, yet Señor Tropicana will be trading in and out of Time Machine and Black Hole Energy stocks, like the space alien magician that he was born to be.
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