One of my readers sent me a note the other day, bedraggled with rage over my recent Donald Trump advocacy, coupled with ‘click-baiting’ styled blog posts and a wanton disregard for persons on CNBC, as well as my alleged ‘islamophobia’ (it’s worth noting, I am not afraid of muslims).
Since I have nothing to hide, I’ll post his love letter here, in its entirety.
The political discourse on this iBC has become fucking repulsive and completely beneath the likes of learned gentlemen. Where iBankcoin used to cut through the noise of financial markets to deliver epic winship, now we’re drubbed over the head daily with non-seguitar liberal bashing, Trump glorification, Islamophobia, CNBC guest mockery, and of course, endless plugs to join ‘The Ark’. The best, actionable content is completely buried on the main page under a heaping pile of worthless crap.
Fuck that. I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend another dime on this site filled with such mindless, click-baiting horseshit. The Internet is filled to the brim with such dreck. If I wanted to read zerohedge and Breitbart, I’d go to those sites.
I’ll refrain from correcting his numerous and egregious grammatical errors and instead address the obvious. I enjoy publishing ‘piles of shit’ and engaging in ‘non-sequitur’ attacks upon my readers, most of whom are domiciled in government controlled housing tenements. At the present, I am working with Congress to make iBankCoin MANDATORY READING for all those living on the dole, afraid to head out to the corner bodega due to wanton gunfire. Also and admittedly, I do mock CNBC, regrettably so. After further inspection, I’ve found that my anger towards CNBC has more to do with my childhood, growing up with the rats and the thieves in Brooklyn, than the mundane content provided by CNBC.
I do speak of the ark often. I have an obsession with building large vessels and housing giraffes, parrots and jaguars on it.
As far as click-baiting is concerned, I grouchily take exception to that charge, as I regularly dissuade readers from visiting the site. Inception to date, I’ve banned over 3,500 people from visiting these halls and my content is designed for mass consumption, touching on topics ranging from Janet Yellen’s egg sandwich luncheons to impending nuclear war on foreign planets.
As far is Trump is concerned, I just want the wall God damn it. And, more than that, I want those devilish Mexicans to pay for it. America is going to be great again!
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