Too Busy to Sleep

TCLG and Ragin Cajun’ counting today’s winnings

I went to sleep at 5am and woke up at 7am. It is the lifestyle of a psychopath or someone who is also “too busy to sleep.” The way I see it: sleep is for the weak and the young. I remember when I was young, Grandpa Fly would sleep like 3 hours per night, on sleeping pills, simply because “he didn’t have time to sleep” and shit. For those of you who like to nap, WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GET TO WORK.

By the way, DRAM prices “surprise raped” people last week, dropping 8% in a single day. I thought you would like to know that information, just prior to your purchase of USD.

MORE IMPORTANTLY:

“The Chinese Lotto Guy (TCLG)” aka “The Fly” is winning more money today, via large bets in HEAT, CAAS, FUQI, FEED, SCOK and GU. So you know, China will grow to the tune of 9.5% for the next century. You might as well get used to it, fuckface, else get stepped on by Godzilla on your way to your favorite taco joint. Looking over historical U.S. GDP data, from 1950-1970, makes us look like shit compared the China-gods. Hell, we were never able to grow so fiercely for so long, without interruption. “Long live STATE CAPITALISM,” is all I have to say.

Finally, there is some big shit brewing in the utility sector, with regards to connecting wind/solar farms to the national grid. Those fuckfaces would like the cost to build connectors passed along, ever so gingerly, to us: the dumbass people. We are talking 100’s of billions of dollars, just so that some tree hugging dicksucker can make a few million. Fuck that shit. If they try to tax me, I am moving out of the country for good. I will move to Australia and run side by side with the kangaroos, before I subsidize some jerkoff in Texas to help him connect to the grid. Fuck your windmills and fuck your solar panels.

Fuck them in a big box with a hungry fox wearing dread locks.

UPDATE: I sold out of CHNG, FEED and bought HRBN.

The service will be available only to PPT users. It will be spearheaded by iBC’s best swing traders: Chess and RC. More details to come this week. For now, here is a sneak peak.

11/12/10

I will preface this vid with a few facts:

The United States will need to raise its debt ceiling to over $15 trillion by mid-2011 (HELLO TEA PARTY)

In 2011, advanced nation governments will need to borrow $10.2 trillion dollars, up 7% from 2010.

In 2011, The U.S. will need to borrow $4.2 trillion, representing 28% of economic output. Greece will need to raise $69 billion, or 24% of economic output.

“The Chinese Lottery Guy (TCLG)” added to his SNIC position today, based on the outside possibility that they will be chosen to provide video streaming services for CSTR. Even if they don’t, I still like the name. I want you to understand, today’s sell off is tepid and is not scary enough to get me to raise cash. I’m all about winning money these days, via random and deliberate dart throws into a stack of symbols, located inside of my garbage can.

MEE is spiking on takeover rumors. Nothing to see here. Merger Monday is on schedule, because it’s ridiculous to hold cash, for THAT is a depreciating asset.

Quick note: my pal Scott Bleier has gone premium with his morning radio show, at the ludicrously cheap introductory rate of $10 per month. Think about that, you leeches. If you have received one iota of insight from Mr. Bleier, sign up for his show. I think it’s fair to say Scott has proven his worth many times over during this rally, nailing it from the bottom. What you don’t know, Scott has been doing this consistently for two decades. More on that at a later date, all related to “The Fly’s” morning rituals back in the late 90’s.

Top picks: FTK, EJ, HEAT, SNIC, FORM, FUQI, GU

UPDATE: I bought 5,000 of the “S-COK” in the $8.50’s

Ten thousand apologies for the lack of first tier blogging here today, as I was busy scurrying about the city for an anniversary present.

As you can readily see, one day removed from my VXX disaster and I am making sick coin again, up about 1.5% for the day. Shorts are getting their pumpkins smashed in FTK, FEED and SNIC today and it’s only the beginning. FTK will post better than expected earnings this quarter. The company already upped the forecast. Looking out into 2011, I see lots of FREE MONEY. Yeah, motherfucker. Because of this fact, I feel at home (ATHM) being long degenerate OTB stocks.

The employment data was good, not great, which is perfect. Ben and co. have a hard on for the stock market. They want it to go up, in order to precipitate a “wealth effect.” So, with that in mind, I’ve been extending my long exposure.

I bought a little GU yesterday and I bought a little more today. In addition, I added to my EJ position, based upon the idea that real estate will never go down in China, as long as QE2 money floods their markets, looking for tangible assets.

Yes! Do it well and often.

Grandmaster Fly and Ragin’ Cajun

Fuck you guys, bitching and complaining about teevee personalities. I will post Beck, repeatedly, until the morale around here changes.

Tonight Glenn talks about inflation.

You motherfuckers have zero legal recourse that would hold me to “forgoing the usage of the devil’s language.” All day long, I’ve been doing donuts on the sun in my car made from pure dynamite. Now that the VXX is off my chest, I am free to swing my dick around, smacking people in the face with purpose. I am “The Chinese Lottery Guy (TCLG)” and I wear traditional garb and I will poke your eyes out with my fucking chopsticks. Just so you know, it’s not racism when it’s true.

I’m enjoying the luxuries of QE2 and look forward to future QE’s. Tomorrow we get the October jobs numbers and I pray to the devil himself that they are bad. Actually, I wish no one worked at all, so that we could enjoy even more QE2.

Tell your wife, kids, neighbors, barber, bus driver: GET THE FUCK INTO THE MARKET NOW, for it can’t go down. The ultimate stimulus package is upon us and we’re just getting started. Go borrow money from banks, credit cards, the mafia, whoever, then margin it up and toss it all into stocks. If Bill Gross thinks the dollar has 20% downside from here, then the market has 40% upside.

Indeud, indeud, in-fucking-deud.

“The Fly”, in case you were wondering, is now speeding in a car made from pure dynamite, heading straight for the sun (do not let the inconvenient concept of gravity get in the way of a good visualization). Furthermore, he has ordered me to tell you, by executive decree, that he is “no more bound to the promise of not fucking cursing than a whore is to clean living.”

He furthers: “it’s not up to the people if my oath is kept or not, for they do not know the difference between a cock from a stock.”

Finally, he states: “you tell those cocksuckers that when I get back from the sun, I will murder them all where they sleep, if they choose to get in the way of executive decree. The Blogfather has spoken, now be gone.”

Cordially,

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