“The Fly”, in case you were wondering, is now speeding in a car made from pure dynamite, heading straight for the sun (do not let the inconvenient concept of gravity get in the way of a good visualization). Furthermore, he has ordered me to tell you, by executive decree, that he is “no more bound to the promise of not fucking cursing than a whore is to clean living.”
He furthers: “it’s not up to the people if my oath is kept or not, for they do not know the difference between a cock from a stock.”
Finally, he states: “you tell those cocksuckers that when I get back from the sun, I will murder them all where they sleep, if they choose to get in the way of executive decree. The Blogfather has spoken, now be gone.”
Cordially,
Messenger
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Does FLY still have AEM short?
I just bought a pogo stick and a unicycle
FIG Motherfuckers
HA! Indeud.
Selling VXX eliminates any any previous committments.
Selling VXX with 50% loss effectively buys the cursing right.
Indeud!
Didn’t realize that Robertson was such a tax happy guy (now that he has it made).
I say we have an excise tax on bald headed people whose names end in “R”.
Or tax neighbors named Steve.
I am not a stock.
My whore lives clean.
Not last night…
Fly, what’s your short- mid-term game plan now, in view of QE2, promised tax cuts, etc…?
Please ask Mr Fly to bring me a case of Sun Chips (in the extra noisy bag)
YES!! Like MacArthur, he will return. Let no one slander the return by noting the dynamite has only a two inch fuse.
“Potere è meglio di fottere”
Whaat? Power is better than intercourse??
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For Sicilians but, they are an unusual lot at best. And for some others I have known, most of whom ended up broke.
Dr. Fly is back in all his eloquence! Long live le Fly!
Unless you were long last night or got in early today is a joke. Looking real hard at my favourite 3X Bear Shitters. They are on sale today.
Classic!
I just watched the 3 Glenn Beck vids that you posted and agree with everything he says in there. I would elaborate that the puppet master he refers to is not simply George Soros. George is likely a part of the overarching international scheme, but it the plan is much bigger than he is.
As to ineptitude derailing thier plan? I hope so. But last time I checked, anti-freedom banking policies and monetary fiddling seem to have scored some major points in harming the average American (20% unemployed!) and setting them up nicely for becoming an Icelandic McDonalds who can’t buy oil with monopoly money.
“But we have our military” you quip? Well I hate to remind you, but the same political puppets who control your money (haven’t kicked out or audited the secretive FED) are the ones that control that too.
Good luck world.
You know it’s a slow sports day on WFAN when they spend two hours talking about lowering Met ticket prices and Joe Torre possibly managing the Mets.
I think Torre would do well with the Mets.
I agree but I heard him being interviewed on WFAN radio yesterday and he sounded “old” (not sure he can relate to some of the players is what he said) and didn’t really want to manage again.
Ah. I won’t look forward to it then. I think that’s what happened with the Yankees. How many days till pitchers and catchers?
2/13/11 is voluntary for them and 3/1/11 is mandatory for all.
Interesting to see if the Yankees go after Carl Crawford and how much they give Jeter.
Do not blaspheme.
We still have months of sweet sweet football to go before you can start talking about that boring game again.
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Amen and Amen to that. BB blows. FB rocks
On my way to the Nissan dealership to browse GT-Rs I saw a certain Mr. Devildog standing on a street corner with a cardboard sign reading “Need bus fare to Clarke County.” Note, he now wears a top hat made out of what appeared to be burlap.
LOL — and also, let me guess… those funny Dickensian gloves w. the fingers cut off the ends?
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Hahaha. I tried to log on to my trading account to finally turf my stupid little bits of TZA and FAZ. Guess which website is down? My stupid online brokerage account one. Hopefully the market tanks tomorrow and this works for me.
All is well again with the World.
TNT- Its dymamite!
TNT-we will not fight!
TNT-Its a power load!
TNT-watch me explode..!
I always thought he said “We will win the fight”.
TOMORROW = DOW 36K
All symbols changed to WAZ, MILF, and LARRY.
Its only 7C today but it feels like summer baby
free money! I want more rally
JUST BUY YOU DUMBASSES. Bernanke is handing you FREE money and you’re refusing to take it. Just buy any symbol you see on the teevee, or buy index ETFs if that tickles your fancy. Either way, just buy. Because if you’re sitting on cash, you will get POORER by the day as the dollar is destroyed by Bernanke. Anyone sitting on cash today is NOT simply “even”, his dollar-denominated net worth has actually fallen by 0.75% (i.e. he is 0.75% poorer today). Get it???
Those holding their cash in AUD or CAD are poised to buy useful Yank products, like personal aircraft carriers, and estates in Palm Springs.
America’s on sale!!!!
yes and we say thank you Ben for this wonderful Christmas.
In Fucking deud!!!!
OK – even FRO is up now. World trade must be about to join Fly on the solar surface, just as earl heads through $90 on its way to ???
So many cars, so much gas – and no where to go.