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Too Busy to Sleep

TCLG and Ragin Cajun’ counting today’s winnings

I went to sleep at 5am and woke up at 7am. It is the lifestyle of a psychopath or someone who is also “too busy to sleep.” The way I see it: sleep is for the weak and the young. I remember when I was young, Grandpa Fly would sleep like 3 hours per night, on sleeping pills, simply because “he didn’t have time to sleep” and shit. For those of you who like to nap, WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GET TO WORK.

By the way, DRAM prices “surprise raped” people last week, dropping 8% in a single day. I thought you would like to know that information, just prior to your purchase of USD.

MORE IMPORTANTLY:

“The Chinese Lotto Guy (TCLG)” aka “The Fly” is winning more money today, via large bets in HEAT, CAAS, FUQI, FEED, SCOK and GU. So you know, China will grow to the tune of 9.5% for the next century. You might as well get used to it, fuckface, else get stepped on by Godzilla on your way to your favorite taco joint. Looking over historical U.S. GDP data, from 1950-1970, makes us look like shit compared the China-gods. Hell, we were never able to grow so fiercely for so long, without interruption. “Long live STATE CAPITALISM,” is all I have to say.

Finally, there is some big shit brewing in the utility sector, with regards to connecting wind/solar farms to the national grid. Those fuckfaces would like the cost to build connectors passed along, ever so gingerly, to us: the dumbass people. We are talking 100’s of billions of dollars, just so that some tree hugging dicksucker can make a few million. Fuck that shit. If they try to tax me, I am moving out of the country for good. I will move to Australia and run side by side with the kangaroos, before I subsidize some jerkoff in Texas to help him connect to the grid. Fuck your windmills and fuck your solar panels.

Fuck them in a big box with a hungry fox wearing dread locks.

UPDATE: I sold out of CHNG, FEED and bought HRBN.

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48 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Indeud.

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  2. Yabollox

    You can pay a little bit to hook up those windmills. Global warming, less carbon emissions, good of the Earth and all that shit. Only a greedy capitalist would bitch about it, you selfish fucker.

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    • The Fly

      Fuck Earth. I am moving on to other celestial entities.

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      • Yabollox

        Oh yeah– how many more planets do you want to wreck?!?

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        • Jakegint

          Bozo’s think there’s no earth rape involved in making solar panels or turbine generators.

          When you get your accounting degree, look to see how long those turbines last before they’ve “paid for themselves.”

          Like every gummint project since the Mesopatamians built mills on the Tigris, it’s a GIANT boon-doggle.

          You think it makes sense? You invest in it.

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        • go2mars

          Um. How can you rape something that’s already dead? The only thing humans could possibly do to other planets is bring life. Bringing life to a dead planet is not harmful.

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          • go2mars

            Using resources in space keeps people from displacing remote villiages and eco-systems to strip-mine the mountain that is under them. It’s one of the reasons that I like Nautilus Minerals (NUS). Near term version of mining asteroids. Rather, best we can do for now environmentally.

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        • The Fly

          Several.

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    • Make no mistake

      Fact: Human population growth is destroying the earth, as it was.
      Tech will either save us or destroy us.
      Global warming will not slow significantly any time soon.
      Expecting that is like expection the Fed to curtail their money printing.
      Most people will do nothing until there is an emergency.

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  3. sspiff

    Well said. So tired of the eco-tards.

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    • Jakegint

      Careful, Spaceman, I’m told that C&H Bill Watterson dude hires ninja assassins to delete anyone abusing his IP.

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      • sspiff

        LOL. My favorite cartoon from years ago. I’ve got all of his anthologies, though my kids are pretty hard on them. Bill Watterson is known to be reclusive but does not seem to concern himself with trivial uses of his characters, unlike the NFL. I’m told they will send head butting helmet wearing ninja concussion warriors.

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  4. J

    “Fuck that shit. If they try to tax me, I am moving out of the country for good. I will move to Australia and run side by side with the kangaroos, before I subsidize some jerkoff in Texas to help him connect to the grid. Fuck your windmills and fuck your solar panels.”

    Dude, don’t it. There more cock-sucking greentards here than kangaroos. Huge mistake

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  5. MOOBER

    …on a pile of rocks with rotten lox!

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  6. Braveflaps

    Inseuss.

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  7. jimmie

    3 things we enjoy here in calipornia :

    $5 gasoline

    20K worth of solar panels on our roof

    bankruptcy

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  8. Doc

    In Texas you can pay about 30%+ more for “all renewable energy” that comes in on the same power lines as all the other energy…so I guess greenies can actually “put their money where their mouths are” (which is on the ass of Al Gore).

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    • Jakegint

      That’s available in Maine too. I know because my Sis-in-law steps up for that voluntary taxation.

      Fat Al Gore waves “thank you” to her as he passes overhead in his Gulf Stream, jumbo shrimp cocktail dribbling off his second chin.

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      • logicalthought

        >>Fat Al Gore waves “thank you” to her as he passes overhead in his Gulf Stream, jumbo shrimp cocktail dribbling off his second chin.<<

        LOL… That is NOT a pretty picture!

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    • Colonel Von Ryan

      Actually, green power in Texas is 0.105 / kWH. Look on your bill and see if you can get power cheaper than that….I doubt it.

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  9. Rand

    I do not like those green eggs and ham..

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  10. go2mars

    Intereting factoid: Every day over 4000 birds are killed by windfarms. Suncor just got fined millions of dollars because a few hundred landed on one of their tailings ponds and died (usually some guy keeps migratory birds from landing with a shotgun blast but snoozed at the watch).

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  11. Bo Beach

    Who does the parabolic move in cotton affect most? Clothing makers? And when?

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    • The Fly

      It affects idiots most.

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      • Bo Beach

        In regards to rising cotton prices, what industries will feel the effect?

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    • go2mars

      It affects health most. Clothes will continue shifting toward petrochemical derived fibers like “fleece”. Sheeple will buy more of these thanks to the escalating price of more natural alternatives like cotton (barring further subsidies), and cancer rates and infertility will incrementally rise just a bit more.

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  12. Jimmy Bowtie

    Now you’re talking the talk.
    I walked out in ’05

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  13. Trading_Nymph

    For me, with my like 4 hours of sleep last night…I think Psychopath probably. POMO today, I hate POMO…I should watch DRAM prices closer, will correct that today, thanks Teacher Fly.

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  14. Larry

    Happy to see those fucking glorious curse words again.

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  15. SteveTheNeighbor

    I’m with you neighbor Fly.
    J says that the Steve family can live with the Aborigines in the desert of Central Australia. J knows the head guy and is arranging for a job for me counting kangaroos for their annual census. If you are nice to him I am sure J can help you too. But, don’t forget your sunblock.
    PS Tell Mrs. Fly that there are no Whole Food Markets in the area so be sure to pack plenty of that fancy schmancy organic food she likes.

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  16. mhass33

    Can you clarify the point about DRAM prices? Are you suggesting deflation is still on the table and that we could be seeing a dollar rally imminently? (something I have been contemplating while my longs are kicking major ass)

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  17. Le Fly

    Regarding drAm

    Google it

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  18. WTF

    Connecting these stupid wind farms to the grid is a big business for companies like ABB.

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  19. CP30

    count your blessings not your troubles i was told

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